Malaise Ko Lang

@MalaiseKoLang

Self-loathing & bad punctuation straight from the kalye. I mean, what else is a citizen of the pre-apocalypse to do? Tagay na!

Manila
Vrijeme pridruživanja: prosinac 2019.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    27. pro 2019.
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  3. 26. pro 2019.

    Why I have no friends, Reasons #2&3: A decade late to the twitter party. A decade ahead of the Facebook exodus. I'm exceptionally skilled at bad timing.

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  4. 26. pro 2019.

    Tried to quit smoking again today. But then I remembered I'm the real enemy, not time.

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  5. 25. pro 2019.

    Pushed far enough, all ideologies end up in alcoholism because reality can never measure up. Just as in music: the more you master your instrument, the closer you get to jazz. Jazz = alcoholism Sabi ko na nga ba, eh.

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  6. 25. pro 2019.

    Thought I used to be a feminist pero kung tutuusin maybe I was a female chauvinist pala all those years. Now I'm just an alcoholic.

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  7. 25. pro 2019.
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  8. 25. pro 2019.

    Kinda wish I was an astrology ho. Y'know, just to get some "high vibrational" reassurance that I'm on my "true path" through a senselessly elaborate eclipse ritual I formulated in precisely 2.5min.

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  9. 25. pro 2019.

    Cosmic events provide a delightful break from misanthropy, at the very least.

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  10. 23. pro 2019.
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  11. 23. pro 2019.

    Found my spirit animal AT LAST⚡🕺⚡

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  12. 22. pro 2019.

    When you stop yourself from leaving the house to change out of your "NO FUTURE" tshirt because it isn't even ironic anymore.

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  13. 22. pro 2019.
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  14. 21. pro 2019.

    Katangahan: when you somehow manage to get your 4in short hair irreparably tangled in a borrowed hairbrush

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  15. 19. pro 2019.

    Just one Jose Mari Chan song away from a complete meltdown.

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  16. 18. pro 2019.

    When you're given the keys to the kingdom & you just fling them into the sea, yung ganung pakiramdam.

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  17. 18. pro 2019.

    This is what happens when you've burnt all your bridges through toxic habits & refusal to grow IRL. No friends? No problem! There's always getting drunk alone & twitter ranting. Who needs an audience when the online void welcomes ALL sour graping.

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