Thanks for all the suggestions. I’ve just remembered that I’m 45 and I can leave whenever I like!pic.twitter.com/0gNdXTePUl
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You think you've left the iron on.
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Ooh that takes me back!
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Something dangerously catching but to embarrassing to name?
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"PEOPLE OF EARTH.....YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE.......!" Imminent annihilation from a Vogon Destructor Fleet usually works for me, ...........actually no it doesn't!
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Twitter has made you so angry you have to go home and scream for an hour.
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Having a psychotic break?
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You've been challenged to mortal combat after besmirching the honour of a foreign monarch.
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A drug-induced and electronic dream?
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I can see that going down well!

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