Greg McMuffin

@Maine_Music

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Joined August 2009

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  1. Jan 3

    “Soup to Nuts” is my go-to self-defense move.

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  2. Retweeted
    Jan 2

    From now on, one simple sign will greet all those arriving in our state at the Kittery line. It will say: “Welcome Home."

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  3. Retweeted
    29 Dec 2018

    As the walls cave in around Donald Trump and Dems take control of the House, it's time for Republicans who knew they put a dangerously unqualified buffoon in the WH to either help contain the damage or get the hell out of the way. Read more—won’t you?

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  4. Retweeted
    28 Dec 2018

    Congratulations on your retirement. Please take with you the knowledge that when you left, the government was shutdown, an incompetent traitor was president, the country’s debt was higher than its ever been, & you did nothing. You were the worst Speaker in history.

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  5. 25 Dec 2018
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  6. 23 Dec 2018

    The free pile at my dump is the best!

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  7. Retweeted
    15 Dec 2018

    and jesus said, "there was only one set of footprints because sandpeople always ride single file to hide their numbers."

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  8. 5 Dec 2018

    If they made “It Might Get Louder,” which three should it feature? 🎸

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  9. 4 Dec 2018

    It’s not my responsibility to worry about how Netflix can pay a mind-boggling amount of money for just one show. But that won’t stop me! 💪

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    BREAKING: Susan Collins’ PAC donated the maximum amount to far-right racist Cindy Hyde-Smith’s Senate campaign. RETWEET if you think Susan Collins is a disgrace and should be beaten in 2020!

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    The President’s comments read like a cat walking across a keyboard. Scientists compile peer-reviewed evidence for nationwide presentation, and this guy responds with gibberish. If you’re still buying what he’s selling, guess what, folks: You’re in a cult.

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    Far Right Wing: All Lives Matter! Syrian Refugees? No Christian Latin American Asylees? No 85K Yemeni kids starved to death? No 500K Muslim civilians? No Jamal Khashoggi? No Jemel Roberson, Emantic Bradford, Sandra Parks? No School kids? No Then who? FRW: Fertilized eggs

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  13. 21 Nov 2018

    Can I use water softener pellets to brine the turkey?

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  14. Retweeted
    13 Nov 2018

    Doctors resisting the NRA. Students resisting the NRA. Teachers resisting the NRA. Survivors resisting the NRA. Mothers resisting the NRA. Communities resisting the NRA. A nation resisting the NRA. Because we’re all done being gunned down. Stand together and we will win.

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  15. Retweeted
    9 Nov 2018

    To the , this is what it looks like to stay in . We will not be silent about the toll of . I speak out for this patient, for their parents who will never be the same, for every person who came after this one and didn’t have to

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    10 Nov 2018

    Hi, Satan! I'm an ER doc. If you add up every gummy bear, cue ball, or copy of your shitty books Ive pulled out of orifices, it doesnt even approach the number of moms Ive had to tell their kids are dead from guns. Stick w/the xenophobia+racism youre so good at and GTFO our lane.

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    6 Nov 2018

    The Colorado cake baker who refused to bake a cake for a gay couple now has a gay governor.

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    5 Nov 2018

    I am piloting a navy hovercraft loaded with Mexicans who will each vote 6x for Beto tomorrow & then I’m going to get an abortion.

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  19. 3 Nov 2018

    I played basketball against this idiot in high school. He stormed out of our gym after a call he didn’t like and the entire place erupted in laughter. I’m impressed he made it this far.

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  20. Retweeted
    30 Oct 2018

    Jacob. I've been knocking on the basement door. Dinner is ready!

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