The Maine Millennial

@MaineMillennial

Weekly columnist for . aka "another idiot working for that liberal rag." Bisexual. Recovering alcoholic. Virgo. Cat person. Dog person. Dead dad.

Joined October 2017

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    21 hours ago

    For those of you who have found your way to my Twitter from somewhere other than the Portland Press Herald, I write a weekly column for the . You can find it here:

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  2. Why hasn't Maine turned our abandoned mills into affordable housing yet

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  3. 3 minutes ago

    Because sometimes you need to squash a bug

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  4. 1 hour ago

    I read that as "Judy Garland" at first and yes, agreed, Judy Garland deserved so much better

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  5. This average Mainah loses power 3 times a year. This feels about right on the power deal but flies in the face of overwhelming evidence that all Mainahs are above average.

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  6. Cream cheese is a surprisingly strong adhesive is we think the story here.

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  7. 22 hours ago

    Where do I sign up?

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  8. 16 hours ago
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  9. 20 hours ago

    I found a picture of myself dancing on a NYC rooftop in college, just like !* *I am not anywhere near as good a dancer

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  10. 21 hours ago

    step 1 to keeping Prince William County beautiful: make sure these ladies stay in Prince William County

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  11. Now is probably a good time to come clean on two fronts. 1) like , I danced in college and I also cursed (a lot). 2) unlike , I wasn’t that good of a dancer.

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  12. 22 hours ago
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  14. 23 hours ago

    im sorry but. that is a pizza with. a dragon on. it!!! musing: i love pizza!! eating it is. hobbit forming.

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  15. Jan 2

    they've got their thinking cats on

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  16. 23 hours ago

    goal: get into financial domination, then re-invest rich men's stock portfolios into renewable energy

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  17. 24 hours ago
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  18. While the Dems focus on reopening the govt so people can be paid and whether a president colluded with a foreign power, the Repubs are focused on whether a woman danced in college.

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  19. Jan 4

    at the time, his wife was pregnant. their 3 children are under age 8.

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  20. Jan 4

    citizens of please contact your state Representative (find them here: ) and have them ask to pardon Lexius St. Martin! he has very young children who need him!

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