Magic Realism Bot on Twitter: "A Croatian queen secretly leaves her palace at midnight to have sexual intercourse with abstract art."

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1. p a u l‏ @pilosopaul May 28
  Replying to @MagicRealismBot
  
  Shakespeare wrote this
  
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1. The Flying Spaghetti Monster‏ @Jeremiah_37 May 28
  Replying to @MagicRealismBot
  
  Who can blame her?pic.twitter.com/u5u2afyU6O
  
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1. Edwardo Lobo‏ @fenris23 May 28
  Replying to @MagicRealismBot @t3dy
  
  I'd read it.
  
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1. Carly Shay Jepsen‏ @EjiaArath May 28
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  anything can be a dildo if you're adventurous/horny enough
  
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1. Mike Funk‏ @buoyant444 May 28
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  how abstract?
  
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1. BowMac Stan Acct‏ @blueshrill May 28
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  Shhhhhhhh! It is not how it looks
  
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1. joriamramos‏ @joriamramos May 28
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  I'd read that. Damn, I'd write that! Bots are taking over soon.
  
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1. Treebeard‏ @b11c May 28
  Replying to @MagicRealismBot @mrak
  
  This is actually a very accurate description of the contemporary Croatian art scene...
  
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1. Coyoty‏ @CoyotyDave May 29
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  She'll have sex with anything and it'll look like abstract art when she's done.
  
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