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A pianist is travelling from Thailand to a willow tree in Baghdad.
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A mother looks at the Arnolfini Wedding and sees her cobra in the background.
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An entrepreneur owns a tangerine that allows him to smell everything in Belfast at the same time.
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A realtor falls in love with a golden bird's nest.
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A safety deposit box in California contains chess.
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In Tasmania, 74 intellectuals have come together for a meeting about Ted Cruz.
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A movie producer blinks her eye. In that time, she lives a whole other life as a 12th century university professor.
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A banana made of gonorrhea appears in Vermont.
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A rhinoceros made of owls is born in Miami.
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An economist in New York is famous for remembering the Middle Ages.
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At dusk New York sinks into a lagoon.
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A juniper tree is whispering in the ear of Nancy Reagan. It says: "Beware of ziggurats."
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Forty-nine women devise an alternate universe where everything is toilets.
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A travel agent is brushing her hair. Suddenly, the hair brush turns into a lobster.
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Maps and dandelions. That is all I have to say.
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You read in a 10th century book that you are an empress trapped in a marble house of mirrors.
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Every busboy in Mecca is giving birth to peacocks.
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A clairvoyant turns over a tarot card with a compass on it. 'Your destiny is to be eaten by a monster,' he says to you.
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A little boy smokes a cigarette in a rollercoaster. He is thinking about shooting stars. A lion is combing his hair behind him.
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A politician is assassinated. The killer turns out to be a YouTube star.
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