Magic Realism Bot

A pianist is travelling from Thailand to a willow tree in Baghdad.

A mother looks at the Arnolfini Wedding and sees her cobra in the background.

An entrepreneur owns a tangerine that allows him to smell everything in Belfast at the same time.

A realtor falls in love with a golden bird's nest.

A safety deposit box in California contains chess.

In Tasmania, 74 intellectuals have come together for a meeting about Ted Cruz.

A movie producer blinks her eye. In that time, she lives a whole other life as a 12th century university professor.

A banana made of gonorrhea appears in Vermont.

A rhinoceros made of owls is born in Miami.

An economist in New York is famous for remembering the Middle Ages.

At dusk New York sinks into a lagoon.

A juniper tree is whispering in the ear of Nancy Reagan. It says: "Beware of ziggurats."

Forty-nine women devise an alternate universe where everything is toilets.

A travel agent is brushing her hair. Suddenly, the hair brush turns into a lobster.

Maps and dandelions. That is all I have to say.

You read in a 10th century book that you are an empress trapped in a marble house of mirrors.

Every busboy in Mecca is giving birth to peacocks.

A clairvoyant turns over a tarot card with a compass on it. 'Your destiny is to be eaten by a monster,' he says to you.

A little boy smokes a cigarette in a rollercoaster. He is thinking about shooting stars. A lion is combing his hair behind him.

A politician is assassinated. The killer turns out to be a YouTube star.