Magic Realism Bot

A Japanese quantum physicist spends 51 years writing a manuscript about scarecrows.

A 14-year-old empress makes a speech about the future that lasts for 30 million years.

A sea serpent sets out on a journey to the Garden of Eden.

A court jester is murdered. The murderer is revealed to be good at mathematics.

A cook bakes a birthday cake for the person who is reading this.

A shaman invents a better version of joy: Playing golf.

A huge library covers the whole of the East Village.

A lime tree and a caliph are getting a divorce.

A labyrinth is haunted by the ghost of a dental hygienist. He keeps repeating one word: "Brief."

A Sumerian book collector walks into a forest and discovers an oak tree made of laughter.

A prince is snoring in a glass pine forest.

A Catalan innkeeper has a supernova instead of a liver.

A sorcerer rides his horse into a crystal prison. When he emerges, he realises he is a social media manager from Milwaukee.

Every Instagram celebrity in Disneyland is smoking cigarettes.

A scientist is writing a history of Buenos Aires which describes a war against Madonna's "Ray of Light" album that took place in 2109 BC.

A quince as beautiful as the universe grows in a Norwegian garden. A dictator plots to steal it.

A Belgian man has an unusual ability: He can feel the presence of parrots.

An Assyrian rowboat is sailing on a sea of the Legend of Zelda.

A Swiss sailor owns a crystal ball that lets him talk to writers block.

A Spanish queen listens to a concertina that plays every bird song ever heard in Milwaukee.