Jonathan Mackie

@MackieJonathan

The fact I use my own fingers under my own free will to type this stuff might be an indicator the opinions are mine as well. Just a thought.

Glasgow
Joined October 2011

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    Peter Robinson during the 'So Macho' era.

  2. Never go on holiday to Spain. It rains on plains and holiday resorts and everything.

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    PRETEND you're a Royal Correspondent by following posh people around and describing what they do to people who don't care. (via )

  4. Out looking for somewhere to grab dinner on Mallorca. Decided to put this place in the "maybe" column.

  5. Sitting in Spain having just watched the Spanish national team on Spanish council telly. Fairly radical stuff, eh ?

  6. Hotel sunloungers now bereft of Germans, no doubt hiding in their rooms in anticipation of their massive defeat.

  7. Away on hols the morra. Expect tweeting to be light. The opposite of my cocktail consumption for the next fortnight, basically.

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    Freddie Mercury greets other performers as he arrives at Live Aid in 1985. He would have turned 69 today.

  9. I'm likely spending Mon night watching Sco v Ger in the company of German tourists. I doubt it'll be one of my most positive experiences.

  10. 1 year and 1 day ago I was dropping off my last electoral registration forms in Paisley.

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    I've invented a new type of cannon that fires church benches. Pew pew!

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    Join words. As you speak they pull us like the moon pulls the tide. The bow of a ship. The fin of a dolphin. Bowfin. Say it to a policeman.

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    It is autumn. Lie on your back in a Farm Foods freezer cabinet amongst the peas. Whistle, so the whales can hear your song of winter coming.

  14. Notorious hardcore cybernats have infiltrated Reporting Scotland and broadcast a piece on 20th anniversary of Braveheart. Shocking.

  15. Am sure this repugnant specimen doesn't represent mainstream Scottish Tory views.

  16. Blair popping up a lot recently with his pearls of wisdom, like an old VHS tape no charity shop will take off your hands.

  17. Daily Mail using a picture of a dead kid to parade their hypocritical scumbaggery.

  18. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAS

  19. Scottish Labour's top strategist gets a stiff drink after seeing latest poll:

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