You can add location information to your Tweets, such as your city or precise location, from the web and via third-party applications. You always have the option to delete your Tweet location history. Learn more
Someone accidentally stole my coat tonight. I assume it was the lady who left her similar grey coat on the coat rack after she left. I wonder what kind of adventure my coat is having and whether I will ever see it again. Also I now have no coat.
OK so I have an update on my coat's adventure. I went back the next day and the lady still hadn't picked up her coat. It really was similar to mine but I couldn't believe she hadn't realized she had a different coat. I decided to try hers on even though it was an XS.
I'm not an XS, clearly. But the thing was that it fit perfectly. So perfectly, in fact, that I realized it was my coat. My mom insisted that I update you all even though it's hugely embarrassing what an idiot I am. I hope you're happy, mom!
Maybe she’ll return to the rack. Is a different size.
Maybe some of your good constitutional values will "wear" off on her..
I see what you did there.
Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.
