Todd Simkins

@MTW3ESQ

Engineer, geek, cook. Own way too many books. Grudgingly numerate, but keenly literate. Proud member of . Profile art by

Baltimore, MD
Vrijeme pridruživanja: prosinac 2014.
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  1. 4. sij

    I've read a few of these, but this is some interesting reading to start off the year.

    As we enter 2020, I thought I’d share some of my favorite criminal justice articles of the decade. There are…a lot. (Thread) /1
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    20. pro 2019.

    I see reviews of the decade about to end and different cultural milestones that defined us but I believe few moments represent the '10s better than this: a common person taking a complex task in their hands with no skill or preparation delivering a perplexing result for posterity

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    15. pro 2019.

    When the reindeer are in revolt, involved in COIN and Santa has presents to deliver.

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    산타브람스.. 무시무시한 클수맑수
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    10. pro 2019.

    There are two different ways to make pizza

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    9. pro 2019.

    Okay, , I need my own article on con crash today, and if I need it, I know y'all need it. Share it far and wide, and be good to yourselves.

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    6. pro 2019.

    Just learned about this letter K.A. Applegate wrote to fans about the end of Animorphs, and it is good.

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  7. 24. stu 2019.

    insists on adding sour cream to everything, including homemade carnitas in street tacos, and red lentil curry.

    Please quote tweet this with your friend’s most terrible food opinion, like, hypothetically, if they’re obsessed with stanning an objectively repulsive condiment or something.
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    18. stu 2019.

    I’m really happy this generation has cool openly depressed idols but like my generation had y’all beat: Sex tapes, public head shaving, overdoses, vagina flashing, multiple DUIs, flat out anorexia Yeah, old millennials really knew how to party to death

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    8. stu 2019.

    This is all building to a Gender Reveal rocket triggering the world's nuclear warning systems and, luftballoon-like, plunging the world into atomic war

    First we have gender reveal wildfires, then we have someone die because they were struck by debris in a gender reveal explosion, and now we have a gender reveal plane crash
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    2. stu 2018.

    Just catching up on the 地味なハロウィン ("sober Halloween") event, where flashy fancy dress is banned, in favour of everyday cosplay. This girl has come as the kind of model you see on cheap Korean fashion mail order sites.

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    14. lis 2019.

    The salvage starships entered Earth orbit. "We're sorry to alarm you," they broadcast. "We were led to believe your planet would be in nuclear winter now, with all sentients extinct." There was a pause. "Well done, avoiding that." Another pause. "We'll check back in fifty years."

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    30. ruj 2019.

    I can always tell when Gen Xers or Boomers write something because kidnap victims are using cellphones to just call their loved ones and saying they don't know where they are instead of pulling up Google Maps, dropping a pin, and texting that shit out over WhatsApp.

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  13. 28. ruj 2019.

    A very interesting an insightful take:

    China- on Combat, Personal Heroism, & Drones This is a really interesting story- and it's actually one of the few cases where you can't say "but the US..." Because I actually think China is *more* likely to use autonomous weapons should conflict arise-
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    22. ruj 2019.

    A real slut is a team player

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    8. ruj 2019.

    I love how this started as a hillbilly chic trend but what these James Beard award winners don’t know is real hillbillies drink out of plastic McDonald’s cups commemorating the ‘93 Peach Bowl

    Will pay at least a dollar more at any restaurant to drink a drink out of a drinking glass rather than a canning jar
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    16. kol 2019.

    I was laughing all afternoon at this cat's reaction after sniffing durian

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    8. kol 2019.

    I’d pay good money to see a dark reboot where the years of neglect Kevin McAllister faced resulted in him turning to a life a crime, years later running into the wet bandits where he convinces them to come out of retirement for one last score

    unless it’s a 40 year old Macaulay Culkin being chased around a dilapidated townhouse by an elderly Joe Pesci, I have no interest in your reboot
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    7. srp 2019.

    she was a punk he did ballet

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    23. lip 2019.

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    15. lip 2019.

    Okay on second thought maybe everything they say about my generation is accurate AF

    Tweet je nedostupan.
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