MarkOvjeren akaunt

@MShrayber

Older Gemini. TIME person of the year (2006). m.shrayber@gmail.com for tips and friendship.

San Francisco
Vrijeme pridruživanja: srpanj 2008.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    16. lip 2019.
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    Put me on the body farm, fam

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    5. velj

    An important part of therapy is the ten minutes you spending sitting in your cat before therapy not wanting to go to therapy

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  3. 5. velj

    Love arguing with my husband about whether it’s more important that the dog can poop easily or that he looks good in his quilted cape

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    4. velj

    Just saw this quote on r/AITA: “Brutally honest people seem to enjoy the brutality far more than the honesty”

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    4. velj

    BREAKING NEWS: Jason Derulo has fallen down the stairs at the Iowa Caucuses.

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  7. 4. velj

    My husband is watching a video of someone getting scolded for eating too many fajitas and I have never felt so attacked

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    2. velj

    Amazing to see the freelance rates in Little Women time are the same as they are now.

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    2. velj

    If the cancer doesn't kill me, I hope I die like I almost did tonight: choking on cheese popcorn at a bar because Fine Young Cannibals came on as I was inhaling a fucking fistful

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  10. 2. velj

    THEY WERE NOT SKINNY JEANS THO

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    Mark you and your jeans were just mentioned on !

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    1. velj

    you were just on Wait Wait my dude! 😂

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  13. 2. velj

    MY DUMB ASS WAS A QUESTION ON SO NO ONE TALK TO ME ABOUT HOW I HAVEN'T ACCOMPLISHED ENOUGH IN LIFE ANYMORE!!

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  16. 1. velj

    Lol bae caught us slippin. Love him. Good morning from us.❤️

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    31. sij

    “Wouldn’t it be fun if mommy took a nap on the hard floor of your room while you did literally whatever, I don’t care” Is something I said before 830 am this morning and then did so I’m not sure today’s outlook looks good for us.

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  18. 31. sij

    Just had a phone call about an upcoming medical procedure and it reminded me of the time my parents told me they couldn’t prove it but were certain it was “blood transfusion you had when tiny baby” that made me gay

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  19. 29. sij

    Why does my puppy look like a disapproving dad who wants so badly to love his large adult child but is also very, very done with all the bullshit?

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  20. 28. sij

    Me: I don’t much care for dogs, so if we’re getting one don’t expect me to give it a lot of attention. Also me:

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    28. sij

    My Hot Spin Instructor texted to say he hadn't seen me in awhile. It was only after I sent a fun and flirty reply that I realized it was an automated message from his spin studio so now I live in a tree

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