british cooking shows: tell us about this wee tart youve made, the crust is just lovely american cooking shows: we’ve replaced your knives with philips head screwdrivers & released raccoons in the kitchen. the clock is set for 30 seconds, please bake us peace in the middle east
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if you liked this, follow for more jokes. like the guys who always get kicked off in the first round of the great british baking show, i am not sure what i am doing here, but everyone is being very nice about it https://twitter.com/mnateshyamalan/status/1239932974050795521?s=21 …https://twitter.com/MNateShyamalan/status/1239932974050795521 …
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Yeah you can keep him
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Could we interest you in taking Boris Johnson? We’d be ever so grateful and he was born in the USA.
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The only acceptable trade for this is Trump & I’m pretty sure you don’t want that.
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It’s like in The Last Battle, Aslan claims all good deeds done just because they are good as done in his name. America is like that with pushy people...
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GR: kind and encouraging to children. GR: yells at adults who, frankly, should know better than to do whatever they did. I'm OK with claiming him as American. In fact, I'd like to take his attitude beyond the kitchen and apply it, well, everywhere.
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Haha no backsies!
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Because he isn’t a wuss like most Brits?
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I'm pretty sure he was excommunicated as soon as he realized that butter and shortening don't count as spice.
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