I have a joke about Schrödinger's cat, or maybe I haven't.

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I was going to tell a meditation joke, but nothing comes to mind.
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I have a zen joke but all jokes are the one joke which is no joke.
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i have a dadaist joke but it soup can urinal broken mirror
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Person Woman Man Camera TV
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I had a bris joke but I had to cut it short.
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I have a Buddhist joke that works on many levels.
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I have a joke about love , but if you’re a tennis player it will mean nothing to you.
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Stop me if you’ve
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I went into a place to eat. It said, 'Breakfast Anytime.' So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.
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Steven Wright got there first.
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