Matt   Skywalker

@MIB1188

“No day but today” he/his. Cat dad. Work in progress. Opinions my own

The Outer Rim Planets
Vrijeme pridruživanja: prosinac 2011.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    13. velj 2019.

    I pledge that during the run-up to the 2020 election I will not trash any Democratic candidate. I am happy to debate their issues in a constructive manner but I will not tolerate smears. I also pledge to vote for whoever is the eventual nominee. Our democracy is at stake

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    Every. Single. Fucking. Election. 1. Hand counted 2. Paper ballots 3. Records preserved 4. Absolutely nothing posted until a second count is complete. Do I have to do ALL of this for you?

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  3. I am shocked and humbled by my surprising win in the last night, especially since I wasn’t even on the ballot. I would just like to credit my campaign manager, Kevin (pictured below)

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  4. Have my spleen removed by rabid hedgehogs

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  6. Much smartass i sense in you I’ll dumb my question down next time.😂

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    I choose hope over fear. I choose courage over cynicism.

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  8. Very few people have done more to damage our political discourse in the last half century than Rush. That said, I don’t wish cancer on ANYONE. I can only pray that this might influence his view on the need for accessible healthcare in the US. I wish him a speedy recovery

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    3. velj

    It is vital we vote in 2020 like our whole damn planet depends on it. Because truly, it does. We cannot bunt on this, cannot pretend it isn't happening, that it isn't real. We may not be able to stop it but we can do triage -- so commit to the path. Help save the world.

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    Donald Trump said he was going to bring change to this country. He did.

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    3. velj

    If you aren’t offended by the horrific shit done by this administration, you’re not offended by a halftime show.

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    My god he’s such a damn idiot...

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    2. velj

    RE: GROUNDHOGS VIS A VIS WEATHER PREDICTION Dear Twitter, On behalf of my client, The Groundhog, regarding false, defamatory claims of ability to predict duration and severity of seasonal shifts, I have been asked to deliver this video message. Sincerely, Joe the Legal Weasel

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    2. velj

    Imagine being the sort of petulant tantrum-throwing shitball who would not vote for the Democratic nominee against our current actual criminal bigot dimwit president, just because you couldn't have exactly who you wanted, waaaaaaaah

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    I had to see this so now all of you do too...

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  16. 2. velj

    Happy Sunday! Hope you have plenty of snacks on hand!

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    Hey Star Wars fans... if you’re this shitty to EVERY person that tells official canon Star Wars stories that does something you disagree with, you do know that eventually all the best storytellers will stay away from the franchise *because* of you, right?

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    1) This person’s “heaven” is apparently completely empty 2) “money-hungry career pursuers”? Sounds like someone can’t find or hold a job. Gee, I wonder why? They seem so nice...😂

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    Watch. This. Video! The world is on fire, but this helps a bit. It may be the purest thing ever on the internet.

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