If a homeless migrant can get sex on a pile of garbage in the gutter .. then anyone can. Pretending sex is tough to get is just embarrassing for you.pic.twitter.com/15dBx3fG1B
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Yes. File a complaint on my zipper and someone will get back to you fucking never.
Come on dude, you've gotta admit that one was pretty funny.
FWIW, I'm with you on this one. Very fine and good.
ahahah this is my new fav, “i can get laid probably a lot but i don’t because it’s pedestrian”
....i take a long drag from clove cigarette as i turn to address Sartre, but the bastard is already laughing at me.
also can you make the zipper post into a share zone style graphic decal for my pickup’s back window
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