MF David Deery

@MFDavidDeery

Comedian. Skateboarding enthusiast. Moron.

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Joined October 2009
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  1. 11 hours ago

    NFL ratings dropped the minute they brought in those little blue tents instead of letting players pee in a bottle on the sideline while an intern holds up a little towel in front of their wiener.

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  2. 14 hours ago

    Sad that the great didn't win an Emmy but pretty excited for season two of

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  3. Sep 7

    I'm pretty sure if I ever got 1,000 likes on a tweet I would instantly quit my job and think I was a full time writer.

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  4. Sep 7

    Photo of Joe Rogan I shot inspired by the Bruce Lee photo.

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  5. Sep 4

    Listen to EP 11 Shayne Smith on or wherever you get your podcasts. He's a good dude!

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  6. Retweeted
    Sep 3

    Cologne! I’m coming to entertain you on Wednesday! 8pm at Boing Comedy Club! Come laugh!

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  7. Sep 1

    Listening to the Alan Bursky episode of WTF. Straight up history lesson. 🏆🏆🏆

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  8. Aug 31

    About once every 30 minutes I need to jump on Twitter real quick and make sure I'm wasting at least half of my day looking at meaningless opinions from people I've never heard of.

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  9. Aug 31

    ME: Hi Twitter. I'd like to see tweets from these people. Twitter. Cool. But what about tweets from the people that those people's people's liked, like 267k times? ME: No thanks. Twitter: HAHA! OH WELL!

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  10. Aug 30

    I would never wish death on someone driving a bird scooter, but if someone driving one does die let's hope they at least have a GoPro stapled to it so we can all have a little laugh about it.

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  11. Aug 29

    Yo long Beach. Come out tonight. Turn your phone off for a few hours and have a few laughs. Doctor's orders.

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  12. Aug 28

    THANK YOU you always have my back. And thank you to for being the best.

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  13. Aug 28

    If you're anywhere near the main room of come through. I'm about to go on right now.

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    Aug 28

    why do so many people on Twitter all pretend that they are so perfect in life? You're all just as fucked up and terrible as most the people you are so quick to condemn. Stop faking outrage to make yourself feel better.. You're a piece of shit too.

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  15. Aug 28

    I can see why people quit Twitter.

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  16. Aug 25

    Congratulations on your celebrity fight win and making about 1/1000000th of what Logan Paul made in his fight.

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  17. Aug 24

    Fuck yeah Dean!

    Monday night I will make my TV debut on Mind blown. I can’t believe it. Spread the word.
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  18. Aug 24

    I had a good chat with on the MF PODCAST this week. Check it out.

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  19. Aug 23

    Fuck off with this bullshit.

    Successful people build each other up. They motivate, inspire and push each other. Unsuccessful people hate, blame, and complain
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  20. Aug 22

    Kanye West for sure looks like the kind of guy who wears a Suicidal Tendencies shirt then gets mad when we start skating the empty pool at his house party.

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