You haven't lived until you've tried texting your cousin a crude bday message while driving and accidentally texted a former Congressman.pic.twitter.com/jKHQc25EOi
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I am having a super shitty day -one of my pets died last night. But this made me literally laugh out loud. Thank you.
:( Really sorry to hear that.
Thank you. Appreciate you sharing your embarrassing yet hilarious story.
Sorry about your pet. Glad you could laugh at this from Matt.
Thank you.
I love how kind people were to you about your pet.
I, too, am so sorry. I know the pain. I wish you healing. 
Thank you. I'm shocked at how much attention that got. Makes you feel good about people.
In the midst of all the chaos these days, it does make you feel good! 
This was a great ending to an otherwise horrible week. But the most concerning part? 110 unread texts?!
I was just coming to see if someone else noticed that!
No, but really. I get that @MEPFuller is in high demand. But I would die if I had 110 unread texts. Emails are another story, though.
Something wrong with people who can live like that
I've moved on from c a c k l i n g now I'm h o w l i n g
As a former huelskamp staffer of 6 years... classic response from him. Made my day.
Dying. This is awesome.
You have 110 unread texts?
God, I miss Boehner so much
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