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December 2: "You're great, but you'd be perfect if you had bigger boobs."pic.twitter.com/CcXYJImZZY
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This thread will be my advent calendar. Each day I will post a selfie with a quote from a guy who has tried to "pick me up". Happy holidays. December 1: "You're not bad looking!"pic.twitter.com/IeeK7JtPLM
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December 3: "Please, I will pay you any amount of money."pic.twitter.com/arVzZH0gMi
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December 4: "You're so beautiful! I'm so surprised!"pic.twitter.com/EJqV4EHgki
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December 5: "You weren't bad looking when you were at school"pic.twitter.com/pNR3kdB2sc
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December 6: "I will empty my bank account right now"pic.twitter.com/mF1HBIxGH3
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December 7: "You're too pretty to do boxing, I am not letting you into the society"pic.twitter.com/JVNaBtrBWG
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December 10: "Please can you send me full body pictures of you as donkey?"pic.twitter.com/NT5KeNLrfD
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December 11: "I know you're really sick and don't want to see anyone but I really insist that me and chicken soup will make you feel better." (I had never met this person)pic.twitter.com/aPfkIk0MRc
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December 12: "I really didn't expect you to be a nice person, can I have your number?"pic.twitter.com/FtOfDnZrKI
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December 13: "I'd love to date you but I don't want anyone to know"pic.twitter.com/1ErgmRpFYD
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December 14: "I hate weirdos they're gross" Me: "ok" "I'm actually a really strange bloke"pic.twitter.com/Ds0qMlwgy6
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December 15: "Why didn't you join the boxing society, I have been waiting for you"pic.twitter.com/gKYiQvd7YH
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December 16: "Please can I r&#@ you" (This one was particularly horrific)pic.twitter.com/CiwxXnBbBM
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December 17: "Put your number in my phone right now." *Repeatedly jabs my leg with his phone*pic.twitter.com/btg96wTGum
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December 18: "Thing is, I like you it's just, my cousin has such great boobs and an amazing figure"pic.twitter.com/9LqAp78Gme
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December 19: "I'm obsessed with you! I even made a photo of us and used it as my phone wallpaper! Date?"pic.twitter.com/7kKCkkyQfs
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December 20: "YOU PLAY VIDEO GAMES?! CAN I HAVE YOUR NUMBER?"pic.twitter.com/Wzyh9DlqK0
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December 21: "No, no, like I like you a lot! I love you! But I don't want anyone to know about you or meet you so I'm going to lock you in my room ok?" *He climbs out the window*pic.twitter.com/1A6YGU47MB
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^^ even I have no words for this one
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December 22: (In a Snapchat) "I'm sort of seeing Mel right now, but I don't want to" Me: I think you sent that to the wrong personpic.twitter.com/RB4emtnYbJ
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