MBTA Deer

Good Lord am I sore this morning. Can't wait to get a medical marijuana prescription.

I can't wait until Taylor Swift writes a song about me.

Oh you made because you can't get home? I am mad because I got hit by a train!

MY LEGEND GROWS! RT @wbznewsradio WBZ is not reporting the deer strike rumor - appears that may have started on twitter.

I hope the president arranges a beer summit with me, him, Biden, and the train.

I guess I'll never get to try out my new hoof skates on the Kendall Square rink. *sniff

It's hard out here for a deer.

I guess I should have listened to the Kendall Square turkey for some safety tips.

Santa is gonna be pissed when I tell him what happened. What should I do?

You guys should restart the Night Owl but call it the Night Deer in my honor. #mbta

Sorry about all of this. I'll buy everyone a round at Bukowskis. Wait, do they have power?

Thank God my deer insurance covers Red Line collisions. *phew

...like what the hell man. I am minding my own business in this tunnel just eating grass and then BOOM. NOT COOL. I AM GONNA BE LATE NOW.

So, I am eating some organic fair trade grass in Kendall and then out of the corner of my eye I see a bright light...

Guys, I am not gonna be able to make it to the downstairs show @MidEastClub tonight. Sorry.

Hey, can somebody give me a lift to Harvard? Going to that Kennedy School forum. Need to stop at an animal hospital first though

Oh you don't have power? Boo-hoo! I just got hit by a train. #MBTA

Trying to find Noam Chomsky's office in Kendall Square

Hey! I'm walking here!