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@MBGlenn

“I don’t care for these new Nazis, and you may quote me on that. - John Mulaney” - Marybeth Glenn

Joined April 2012

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    2 Aug 2017

    In a room of conservatives I feel liberal, in a room of liberals I feel conservative. In a room filled w/both I want to leap off a building.

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  3. Retweeted
    50 minutes ago

    "...set of values"

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  4. Retweeted
    4 hours ago

    *Ann Coulter sobs over her to-scale Lego wall model and downs another of her favorite cocktails, carburetor cleaner and blue toilet water*

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    6 hours ago
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  6. All the super parents saying they only go to weddings that allow kids deserve the same reaction we all give to mommy bloggers who judge other moms for not making homemade organic avocado and breast milk baby food infused with love

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    Remember: we're borrowing money from the Chinese to pay a subsidy to farmers who aren't selling their soy beans to the Chinese because Trump has a trade war with the Chinese. Cue Inception music.

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  8. Retweeted
    Dec 29

    "For it is by grace you have been saved,through faith—and this is not from yourselves, it is the gift of God— not by works, so that no one can boast."

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  9. Retweeted
    Dec 29

    This is his first comment on the death of the two young children.

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  10. Retweeted
    Dec 29

    How creative. I don't think anyone has thought to blame the woman before.

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  11. Retweeted
    Dec 28
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  12. Dec 28

    “I have to get up early, decorate a cake, clean my house, get my grocery shopping done, [list goes on and on]. How about you, what are your Saturday plans?” Me: “I have to sleep in, make coffee, and make a waffle.” “Sounds intense.”

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  13. Dec 28

    My mom confirms this long held opinion of mine.

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  14. Dec 28

    I don’t buy the whole “can’t we all put politics aside and get a long” garbage. To a degree, sure, but politics can be very personal - and should be.

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  15. Dec 28

    Britney Spears’ voice gives me a headache.

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  16. Dec 28
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  17. Retweeted
    Dec 28

    Story Time: Soon after we began dating, I began to pick on my wife because every time I got in her car, the gas tank was empty. For years she let me pick on her, playing this role that she was forgetful or lazy.

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  18. Retweeted
    Dec 28

    *Angel by Sarah mclachlan starts playing* Every minute in America, struggles to fleece you out of your hard earned cash. Some days, he can’t steal as much as a penny. So, please, this holiday season think of KT & give him a helping hand.

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  19. Retweeted
    Dec 28

    My friend is struggling. Struggling to grift. Please help him out.

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    This is literally not what happened. He asked her out, she brushed him off. He sent an a number of increasingly frequent social messages, some of which she said were inappropriate and asked him to stop and made clear she wouldn't date him /1

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    Mollie Tibbetts’ mom has taken the son of Mexican farmworkers — who fled when their coworker, Mollie’s alleged killer, was arrested — into her home.

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