MANopausing

@MANopausing

44 1/2, married to a warlord. When child #3 arrived it was obvious: They're building an army.

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Έγινε μέλος την περίοδο Σεπτέμβριος 2010

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    17 Απρ

    My parents didn’t raise a quitter but they got one anyway

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  2. 19 Απρ

    . If I cut the cord can I be assured not to receive this elsewhere?

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    21 Μαρ

    Carfax, but for people.

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    3 Νοε 2018

    Drinking has been known to cause memory loss, and even worse, memory loss.

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  5. 26 Οκτ 2018

    “OMFG!!! Did you see that? A double switch in the 15th inning!!” Signed, NL Fan

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    23 Αυγ 2018

    While I was waiting for him to activate my phone, the guy at the T-Mobile store told me I had "a good phone number." I asked him if there were bad ones, and he said "Oh yeah..." And I've been thinking about it for 80 straight hours.

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    17 Αυγ 2018

    Ray Liotta is so unnerving in that Chantix commercial that I quit smoking and I didn't even smoke

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  8. 19 Αυγ 2018

    45 years into life, my favorite thing ever is Al Sharpton misspelling "R-E-S-P-E-C-T". Thank you.

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  9. 17 Αυγ 2018

    If isn't busy, we need a "Too Big to Fail" esque book, ie blow-by-blow detail, on the Mueller investigations and all they entail. Perhaps by 2028? Thanks in advance...

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    20 Ιουλ 2018

    I'm 3 to 4 weeks overdue for a haircut because my wife says I should get it styled and not just cut, and I have no idea what to do.

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    19 Ιουλ 2018

    Hi! Tom Cruise is five years older in "Mission: Impossible: Fallout" than Wilford Brimley was in "Cocoon"! I don't know what to do with this information, and now, neither do you!

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    11 Απρ 2018

    You know what makes politics so toxic? The refusal to entertain possibility that your opponent might be a decent human being despite being wrong about an issue....

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  13. 26 Απρ 2018

    No face can elicit sympathy for a guilty defendant better than Gloria Allred's.

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    20 Απρ 2018

    everyone romaine calm

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  15. 8 Απρ 2018

    Otani who?! Announcer @MrBrianKenny has gone 7 innings without taking a breath. Check Elias - is this a record for “Not Shutting Up”?

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    3 Απρ 2018

    wanna see a reasonably sane person lose their shit? Tell them you’ve never seen their favorite movie.

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  17. 28 Μαρ 2018

    This tragic Corey Feldman stabbing reminds me a lot of the time I had sex with a dozen supermodels in one night.

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    12 Μαρ 2018

    No matter how much they call it saving time, it'll never not feel like stealing an hour

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    9 Μαρ 2018

    i always forget that "Urban Outfitters" is short for "Burbank Outfitters"

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    5 Μαρ 2018

    “I smell alcohol on your breath” is my new go-to when I interview people.

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