MALIKtheGREAT

@MALIKtheGREAT

Live from the planet FUCK YOU ! Semi-pro drive-by tweeter. Giving the voices in my head a chance to speak.

Whore Island
Joined May 2009

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  1. 16 Oct 2016

    JB is Bucky from Fat Albert all grown up in a Steve Harvey suit.

  2. 16 Oct 2016

    The creepy guy walking the dog in the Geico Ice-T commercial knows he's not allowed to be within 200yds of any kids !

  3. 16 Oct 2016
  4. 16 Oct 2016

    Let's go

  5. 24 Jun 2012

    And she had the nerve to put extra butter on her popcorn !

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  7. 11 Jun 2012

    If you gonna fuck another nigga's girl, make he's not a killer !

  8. 11 Jun 2012

    Dude looking like David Banner, and carrying a purse like Carrie from Sex In The City !....smh

  9. 11 Jun 2012

    Remember those good ol days when men didn't carry purses ?!

  10. 4 Jun 2012

    Ginobili better not ever get his hands on some good coke, not with that nose !

  11. 3 Jun 2012

    I'm not going to listen to no sweaty African boxer speak bootleg English, not when I got cable ! I got options, nigga !

  12. 29 May 2012

    If she makes you a sandwich with white bread she don't give a fuck about you !

  13. 28 May 2012

    Gonna open 5 corner stores in Bmore and only sell these. Guarantee I make a million dollars in a week !

  14. 25 May 2012

    Fridays before sundown the market in Hymie Town is like the Jew Jumpoff !

  15. 25 May 2012

    Chick at work has a $2 weave, or wig, I'm not quite sure which one it is. Either way it's tacky as fuck !

  16. 25 May 2012

    We had the best father/daughter moment the other day, laughed at a grown man wearing skinny jeans trip and fall for no apparent reason.

  17. 25 May 2012

    It gets warm and heauxs break out their yeast infection shorts

  18. 21 May 2012

    It's hard for me to respect a girl sucking dick when it's not in HD.

  19. 19 May 2012

    If you invite a black man to go drink wine in the woods, I'm assuming you left out the part about the lynching !

  20. 19 May 2012

    Got invited to Wine in the Woods. So I said listen hear heaux, I don't drink wine & if I did it damn sure wouldn't be in no fucking woods !

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