Alyssa

@LyssaPearl

Geek, wife, mom. INTJ. She/her.

Florida
Vrijeme pridruživanja: listopad 2008.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    19. sij 2019.

    TIL Possession of a non-fried vegetable is a felony in Jacksonville.

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    We've just witnessed a miscarriage of justice on the floor of the United States Senate.

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  4. prije 16 sati

    I have all of the windows open and can hear all the traffic that goes by our house. I have been here all day waiting to sign for this. Nobody made any delivery attempt at our house since the mail was delivered at 2 pm.

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  5. prije 16 sati

    No knock, no doorbell rung, NO DOOR TAG. That’s the important bit. I called customer service to ask WTF, and she says the door tag says they attempted…hold up. I don’t have a door tag, where did this person try to deliver to exactly??

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  6. prije 16 sati

    So pissed at our delivery driver. Just got a text saying “attempt was made” on this item that needs a signature. Uh, no it wasn’t. I’ve been sitting here on the couch 8 FEET FROM THE FRONT DOOR for the last hour.

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  7. prije 17 sati

    Time to watch (almost) all the Republicans prove they’re completely worthless.

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    holy shit this ad

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    You're wrong. I belong here. I'll prove it. My fellow Americans, retweet if you agree I belong here, & that this white supremacist should shed hate & bigotry. I'm running for US Congress to fight for fairness for ALL people. Support my fight here:

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  10. 4. velj

    But hey, fun fact: your vibrator can help work out clogs in a pinch, along with moist heat and massage. Just be prepared for your partner to look at you funny until you explain what’s up.

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  11. 4. velj

    I went back to the gym last week after *coughmumblemonths* and did some bench presses, curls, etc. My stupid left tit decided to give me a hearty FUCK YOU and got a clogged duct, so that’s fun. Now it’s all sore & hot & my output has dropped. It was already the lazy boob too.

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    31. sij
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    3. velj

    I look forward to me switching from a Missouri resident to a Kansas resident thanks to a map & a Sharpie.

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    3. velj

    A page where you can donate directly to Girls Who Code or sign up to fundraise:

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    2. velj

    Love the concept of but doesn’t sell skin whitening cream in Asia, found to contain lead, arsenic, and mercury? “in the case of arsenic, Olay Natural white showed the highest content (8.783 ppb)”

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    What I say: Can you please not make a mess opening that? What my four-year-old hears: Can you tear that package into a thousand tiny pieces? It’s also good if you scatter the bits from this room to the next. Thanks. 😑

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    [P] Very excited about the rumors of John Kerry mounting a 2020 presidential run, because what this election is missing is any old white dudes looking for a do-over on a previous run.

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    1. velj

    today is February 1, so it’s my monthly reminder for you to !!! women AND men: check your boobies and get to know your bodies! follow up with your doctor if anything feels weird. remind your friends and your family to check themselves— self checks SAVE LIVES ♥️♥️

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    In stark contrast to EVERYTHING ELSE THAT HAPPENED TODAY, The Good Place finale was beautiful. Just perfect. Somber, peaceful, heavy and hopeful. Fantastically smart and unbelievably compassionate.

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    PLEASE, if you do NOTHING else coming out of this sham trial: Channel Your Rage Into PROTECTING The Vote. They won’t do it, so we have to. Support: ; @forwarsfla; , , , , , and

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