Lynzy Lab

@LynzyLab

Groove-thing shaker. Art-thing maker. Uke-string breaker. Wearer of too much denim.

Vrijeme pridruživanja: travanj 2010.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    8. lis 2018.

    It's a really scary time for dudes right now. So I wrote a song about it. Go friends!

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  2. 2. velj
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  3. 21. sij

    I once cried bc I had no shoes until I met a man who had no socks, & I was like, “Yo, how do you not get blisters? And don’t your feet sweat ? What’s the deal??” And he was like, “Nah, it’s cool. I just wear sandals.“ And I was like, “Yes and everyone makes fun of you for it.” 😢

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  4. 21. sij

    I once cried because I had no shoes until I met a man who worked at a shoe store and he was telling me all these horror stories about people getting foot fungus from their shoes and I’m like EWW NO THANK YOU so I really dodged a major bullet on that one. 🙏🏻

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  5. 21. sij

    I once cried because I had no shoes until I met a man who *did* have shoes. In fact, they were really NICE shoes. Anyway, I stole those mothafuckin’ shoes and am wearing them right now. Already got 3 compliments while writing this tweet, so feeling much better now! 🙏🏻

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  6. 19. sij

    Make the song “Face Down, Ass Up” Great Again.

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  7. 18. sij

    I JUST GOT FOOD POISONING FROM EATING A PERFECT 2-WEEK-OLD GAS STATION TAQUITO!

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  8. 18. sij

    Getting ready for next week.’s impeachment trials like... 🕵🏼‍♀️👎🏼

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    My dad called Lays potato chips in 2014 to inform them that it looked like their potato chips were being made from potatoes that were smaller than the ones shown on the bag. Didn’t want anything from the company, just wanted to make them aware. That’s a

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    17. sij
    Odgovor korisniku/ci

    A few months ago I called a store where I shop and told them that they shouldn't have separate labels marking their toys "Boys" or "Girls." Next time I went there were no gender labels.

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  11. 15. sij

    You can be grateful and sad. You can be excited and sad. You can be inspired and sad. You can be in love and sad. None of those things are mutually exclusive. You can hold equal space for the happy AND the unhappy, and that doesn’t make you weird, or disingenuous, or wrong. ❤️

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  12. 8. sij

    My husband just told me I’m a perfect mixture of a gorgeous sexy woman and a grumpy old man. So I gave him my best bedroom eyes and then spitefully crapped in my depends.

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  13. 8. sij

    This media post will serve as a notification that I understand that a threat 2 the prez is a federal crime, & as an upstanding citizen, I would never DREAM of breaking such a law, so this is me asking for a friend and DEFINITELY NOT ME if we can PLEASE strap him to the next one.

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  14. 8. sij

    And just like that [snap!] we are up to $700, and I am crying my face off with gratitude. 😭❤️🙏🏻

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  15. 7. sij

    This piece is called “A Friend in Need” and measures roughly 20” x 20”.

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  16. 7. sij

    Yesterday’s silent auction of my piece “Forgiving Tree” raised $600 for Australia! It was so successful, I decided to do another. This time I’m auctioning off this piece I made today, & we’re already at $250! Head to my Instagram story to place your bid!

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  17. 6. sij

    Hi, Twitter! I’m auctioning off my latest piece “Forgiving Tree” in my Instagram story to raise funds for Australia. I know many of you don’t have instagram, but for those of you who do, and would like to bid, head over to: now! All $$ goes to relief fund!

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    5. sij
    Odgovor korisnicima

    Pretty sure Trump is violating the Twitter Terms of Service agreement by declaring war on a foreign country. Just my thought.

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  19. 4. sij

    I don’t always write songs about New Year’s resolutions...but when I do, I make sure I can just repost it the following year by updating the lyrics in post-production. 😉

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  20. 23. pro 2019.

    Don’t fuck w/ the unfuckwithable. 💅🏼

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  21. 22. pro 2019.

    “But he’s such a nice guy. I just can’t see him doing something like that...”

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