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@LyanRord

fat, nasty, and broke. career in shambles. mad as hell

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Joined July 2012
Born January 1, 1995
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  1. Jun 21

    somebody at american airlines catching hands today

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  2. Jun 20

    carried

    naomi osaka on the cover of vogue japan shot by zoey grossman
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  3. Jun 20

    not shrimpy feat asap rocky 😐

    Facebook needs to be burned to the ground this has 40k shares
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  4. Jun 20

    the most unhinged thing about me is that i really truly fervently hate the process of chewing and swallowing and i wish i could have everything i consume in the form of a smoothie or maybe a nice little compact pill. good morning

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  5. Jun 19

    specifically non-black americans. we can do what we see fit but they rest of y’all need to cut it out

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  6. Jun 19

    ok but the interview is short and good chris raises a very valid point that it’s fuckin weird to see all these people and brands talking about “celebrating” juneteenth like…. that’s like celebrating 9/11

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  7. Jun 19

    wait i’m just scrolling my tl and my cousin popped up on npr no less lmao!!

    Chef Chris Williams' restaurant Lucille's provides meals for people in Houston's underserved communities and helps train people for jobs in the food industry. He spoke with NPR about how he started the restaurant — and his mixed feelings about Juneteenth.
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  8. Jun 19

    this juneteenth please remember that harriet tubman was NOT walking around with a nice shiny fuckin dress on with a fuckin crown on her head when she was takin SLAVES 💥💥 TO FREEDOM!!!!

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  9. Jun 18

    i hate when men

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  10. Jun 18

    i rly wish everyone i meet would turn their location on for me not so i can track them but every now and then i just like to look at the map to remind myself that other people exist

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  11. Jun 17

    i keep thinking about that 1 million now or $50 a month tweet and ctfu like........even if i lived to a hundred that monthly would be less than i make a year rn, roc nation brunch twitter has rly lost it

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  12. Jun 17

    now i KNOW you fuckin lying

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    WATCH: Nancy Pelosi and a group of Black lawmakers sing "Lift Every Voice and Sing" — the song called the "Black National Anthem" — in ceremony for the bill making Juneteenth a federal holiday. Pres. Biden plans to sign the legislation Thursday afternoon
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  13. Jun 17

    whoever sent the hbo max integration test email #1……….. that’s a slay queen

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  14. Jun 17

    i’m actually weirdly grateful for the pandemic isolation in some ways it’s really taught me how to be (somewhat) at peace with my own company and my thoughts

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  15. Jun 17

    this is why i only asked for $50 instead of $100 so yall dont pull out the report on me 😌

    I think only Black people should get Juneteenth off work. Half Black people can leave at lunch. Quarter Black people can leave work an hour early. If you are part Black, but less than a quarter, you’re working all day but someone will save you a plate.
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  16. Jun 17

    every single white person who is off tomorrow owes me $50 minimum $lyanrord no excuses thank u

    Juneteenth is officially a federal holiday.
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    Jun 17

    My coworker saw me listening to Broke With Expensive Taste then asked me my pronouns :(

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  18. Jun 16

    i looked really gorgeous yesterday. not today tho. just thought y’all should know carry on

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    Jun 14

    coming out is incredibly traumatic that is why i partnered with burger king

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  20. Jun 14

    i know the same ERCOT that left the whole state fucking stranded for over a week with no electricty or water in sub-freezing temps ain't askin me to conserve energy just because texas is getting up to its normal summer temps?????? certainly not

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