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"The dick pic is hostile yet pitiable, aggressive but also acutely pathetic. They’re also almost invariably ugly" http://thenewinquiry.com/essays/dick-picky/ …
Saw Gone Girl last night. Was never that into the story but I still love me some Fincher.
Just want to help your dad artfully wrap his wool scarf
HOT DAD WATCH FALL 2K14
I am so here for hot dads in fall colors and fabrics. #datcashmere
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I'm somehow related to Fabo from D4L / @Noisey_FR Instagram : @crystallmess
One of the best remedies for procrastination is to abandon the notion that you have to feel like working in order to get work done
"There was once, in the country of Alifbay, a sad city, the saddest of cities, a city so ruinously sad… http://instagram.com/p/uG8vVrH5m7/
Got proposed to by a 4-year old this morning, so I guess I'm lookin pretty good these days
This is how French women stay skinny btw http://instagram.com/p/uD8fNUH5tq/
Best surprise 
@ Salle Pleyel http://instagram.com/p/uDghzmn5sn/
That's it, I'm getting a bubble suit.
Too many dudes start rubbing some part of me without consulting me at all. Makes me feel like a thing and not a person.
Also forcing someone to receive a foot massage completely defeats the purpose of a massage. Also, quit touching my feet I DONT KNOW YOU
Men are gross and dumb
Dear STRANGER:"I only want to kiss you" is not the proper response to having your hand smacked away from my arm. I DONT WANT TO KISS YOU
My iPhone just 'autocorrected' spaghetti into 'sad ghetto.' Do you think it hates all poor people or just me
"Zoe [K] is a flawless human being that shouldn't be allowed to exist but like death, it's beyond my control and I've come to terms with it"
Been thinking about it and I think the summer that just passed is the best I've ever had.
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