Lurkin' Mom on Twitter: "Before I had kids, I didn't even know it was possible to destroy an entire house with a granola bar."

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1. Jake Schroeder‏ @bluejake14star 8 May 2016
  Replying to @LurkAtHomeMom
  
  @LurkAtHomeMom @TheCatWhisprer Those Nature Valley bars? They turn into shrapnel.
  
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1. Vincent Cortina‏ @VinCortina 26 Jan 2015
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  @LurkAtHomeMom @moose_chocolate Army Rangers and Navy Seals use films of kids doing this as part of their training.
  
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1. Kathy C. ‏ @BuckeyeCuti 6 Oct 2014
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  “@LurkAtHomeMom: Before I had kids, I didn't even know it was possible to destroy an entire house with a granola bar.” #truth
  
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1. Paul Rest‏ @PaulRest 6 Oct 2014
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  @LurkAtHomeMom @nicfit75 Way too funny (and true!)...
  
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1. Mark‏ @markmilliken21 3 Oct 2014
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  @LurkAtHomeMom @jenyb4 lol
  
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1. Olivia‏ @Oliverstwister 24 Nov 2016
  Replying to @LurkAtHomeMom @sarcasticmommy4
  
  I don't envy you ladies at all.
  
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1. Sparkle Snake‏ @lordbyroniv 14 Jun 2016
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  the wrappers, they take over like you don't even have a garbage can. Then you start finding spoons in them stuffed in corners
  
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1. Famous Limo Service‏ @Famouslimola 12 Jun 2016
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  lol too funny
  
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1. Pepper‏ @n4ink 23 Oct 2015
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  @LurkAtHomeMom @DiamondLou69 damn...chocolate chip smears everywhere...
  
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1. Jose Roberto Ugarte‏ @consejero01 3 Oct 2015
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  @LurkAtHomeMom @PolitiBunny similar experience, with 2 water ballons, never knew they could cause so much damage ...
  
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1. nikki sullivan‏ @CBPostNSullivan 16 Jan 2015
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  @LurkAtHomeMom @SoGoFu or have your hardwood floors stick with glitter for a year after it was used.
  
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1. •Lauren Mae•‏ @iLaurenPhillips 10 Dec 2014
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  “@LurkAtHomeMom: Before I had kids, I didn't even know it was possible to destroy an entire house with a granola bar.”lol @kernal_sanders6
  
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1. Amanda S Jones‏ @amandasjones5 1 Nov 2014
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  @LurkAtHomeMom @Tw1tter_K1tten yep, try trick or Treat candy too x
  
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1. Brigitte.‏ @GypsyHippieLove 24 Oct 2014
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  @LurkAtHomeMom They're amazing little miracles, aren't they? And I only speak from experience as an aunt.
  
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1. A-LO‏ @andrabeena 23 Oct 2014
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  @LurkAtHomeMom @carlyken @kaymichele85 lol
  
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1. Javier R Juarez‏ @JackZJensen 15 Oct 2014
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  @LurkAtHomeMom This is the best tweet ever
  
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1. Beth Blecherman‏Verified account @techmama 7 Oct 2014
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  . @LurkAtHomeMom - ThankU 4inspiring me2 tell my"Before I had kids" story... But mine included cheese stick wrappers instead of granola bar.
  
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1. Favstar.fm 250★'s‏ @Favstar250 6 Oct 2014
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  @LurkAtHomeMom Congrats on your 250★ tweet! http://favstar.fm/t/518106708456255488 …
  
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