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Serial smartass. USA Today and Amazon #1 best selling author. Represented by Italia Gandolfo of Gandolfo Helin & Fountain Literary Management.

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    Luke Romyn‏Verified account @LukeRomyn 21 Oct 2017

    Someone designed this. Then someone approved it for production. Then someone printed it. Than someone bought it and put it on their car.pic.twitter.com/O3AYi1yEp5

    6:50 AM - 21 Oct 2017
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    839 replies 37,792 retweets 120,346 likes
      1. New conversation
      1. Ivan Pope‏ @ivan007 22 Oct 2017
        Replying to @LukeRomyn @IanMartin

        A clothes shop nearby called Bone opened a women's version called, yes, Bone Her. It didn't last long.

        2 replies 22 retweets 358 likes
      2. Citizens Fed Up‏ @CitizensFedUp 22 Oct 2017
        Replying to @ivan007 @LukeRomyn @IanMartin

        Kinda like a dive bar called "Dick's Halfway Inn"...!!

        5 replies 13 retweets 207 likes
      3. Rights, fake‏ @PodiTalk 22 Oct 2017
        Replying to @CitizensFedUp @ivan007 and

        I mean, that's gotta be intentional.

        1 reply 1 retweet 18 likes
      4. Mr Bob‏ @bobstroup 22 Oct 2017
        Replying to @PodiTalk @CitizensFedUp and

        pic.twitter.com/ZXPM3x0ie4

        8 replies 47 retweets 251 likes
      5. Yvku Inpu‏ @theYVKU 23 Oct 2017
        Replying to @bobstroup @PodiTalk and

        not sure if this counts but I laugh a lil every timepic.twitter.com/pfVdrVcjEK

        1 reply 14 retweets 104 likes
      6. Mr Bob‏ @bobstroup 23 Oct 2017
        Replying to @theYVKU @PodiTalk and

        It's a food truck here in Phoenix toopic.twitter.com/e0lfzNMlup

        1 reply 1 retweet 23 likes
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      1. Dracula's Spatula‏ @draculasspatula 21 Oct 2017
        Replying to @LukeRomyn

        I love to bone my dog. How many States have laws against that?

        7 replies 23 retweets 623 likes
      2. Lars Bruchmann‏ @pilotlars 21 Oct 2017
        Replying to @draculasspatula @LukeRomyn

        Oddly not all of them lol.

        4 replies 8 retweets 480 likes
      3. Rick #Resists  ✊🏾 ✊🏾‏ @ImToxicRickYall 21 Oct 2017
        Replying to @pilotlars @draculasspatula @LukeRomyn

        Let's just hope that was unientional...

        2 replies 5 retweets 123 likes
      4.  👀‏ @Jalxnn 22 Oct 2017
        Replying to @ImToxicRickYall @pilotlars and

        Un.. What? 😐

        1 reply 4 retweets 92 likes
      5. Rick #Resists  ✊🏾 ✊🏾‏ @ImToxicRickYall 22 Oct 2017
        Replying to @Jalxnn @pilotlars and

        Ah just noticed the typo!!

        1 reply 3 retweets 45 likes
      6. Robert Graham‏ @Graham_Robert 22 Oct 2017
        Replying to @ImToxicRickYall @Jalxnn and

        Was that unintentional?

        1 reply 5 retweets 265 likes
      7. Piolo Astorga‏ @BlehBlarghBlech 22 Oct 2017
        Replying to @Graham_Robert @ImToxicRickYall and

        God I love Twitter.

        1 reply 1 retweet 142 likes
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      1. Papi Edwin‏ @SexyEdwin 22 Oct 2017
        Replying to @LukeRomyn

        at first i was like UH? then i wias like OH!

        1 reply 0 retweets 46 likes
      2. Richard Gadsden 🐝‏ @po8crg 22 Oct 2017
        Replying to @SexyEdwin @LukeRomyn

        And then UH-OH?

        1 reply 0 retweets 53 likes
      3. The Bad Humor Man‏ @TheBadHumorMan 22 Oct 2017
        Replying to @po8crg @SexyEdwin @LukeRomyn

        pic.twitter.com/btGUIo50dx

        0 replies 0 retweets 99 likes
        4. End of conversation
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      1. Craig Ryan‏ @CraigRyan 22 Oct 2017
        Replying to @LukeRomyn @dairymanNZ

        In dog we thrust

        14 replies 39 retweets 671 likes
      2. Samuel West‏Verified account @exitthelemming 22 Oct 2017
        Replying to @CraigRyan @LukeRomyn @dairymanNZ

        well played

        0 replies 0 retweets 30 likes
        3. End of conversation

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