Absolutely no offence meant to any Sarah’s, it’s a lovely name. It’s just not mine.
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I get ‘Sorch’ a lot but I like that. You should have punched him in the balls. Or told him you didn’t like it. But I’m assuming you did the latter. So punching is good.
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Maiden name once written on an envelope as 'Asskill'. Considered changing it to that by deed poll.
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They’re really cheap, you should have
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@jessicafostekew told me she was introduced as “Jessica Frostitute”. Amazing. -
Ok I’m just imaging Frosty the Snowman taking up sex work.
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