Thank you so much
ludwig’s posts
I’ve been rewatching Technoblade’s for the past hour
He was so witty and so humble even in the toughest of times
I’ll always look up to him
Rest In Peace <3
we successfully paid back the victims scammed by sliker
he stole close to $250,000
now it's time to do your job and ban him
wasn’t going to post about this but recently my childhood dog Sophie passed away
and QT made me this sweatshirt to remember her
FeelsStrongMan
An Airbnb I stayed at accused me of stealing a pillow and is tryna charge me $1500 for it
the lady keeps sending pictures of herself in the emails so I replied this
Ended stream and my mom asked
“Who’s Chad? You always talk to him”
.... it was chat.
I gave a random small streamer $1,000 as part of my most recent YouTube video and I woke up to this email from his mom
I BOUGHT TWITTER BLUE TO EDIT A TWEET (didnt work) AND IT REPLACED MY REAL CHECKMARK 😭
someone stole my dream car during the power outages in LA this week 😭
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BIGGER NUMBER BETTER PERSON
I became the most subbed streamer on twitch
This was my dream when I first started streaming three years ago
Thank you <3
Vacation Update: Found out I have an appendix today
Also found out my appendix is actual dogwater so I have to get it surgically removed
More updates soon
if USA beats England I’ll fly out 2 people who like this tweet to the Mogul Chessboxing Championship and give you each $5,000
USA 🇺🇸 USA 🇺🇸 USA 🇺🇸
I’m bummed that I was completely removed from the twitch recap
Although I understand it from a business perspective it’s still sad to be erased from so many people’s year
Thanks to everyone who watched me
I appreciate you <3
I’m the first person to hangout with mr beast and lose money
Four years ago I got fired from Snapchat for watching movies on the job and allegedly taking free snacks home allegedly
I didn’t know what to do so I decided to become a streamer
I can’t promise four more years but I got at least two more in me
ludwig7
I thought buying verification for $8/month was brain dead and no one would do it
But then I woke up a dozen DMs from people who paid for verification JUST so I’d read their message 💀
my sister sent me this picture of me when I was younger and it’s the worst thing I’ve seen all day
Since I started streaming
•Prince Phillip died
•The Suez Canal got blocked and unblocked
•David Dobrik made TWO apology videos
•Jesus of Nazareth died and then rose from the dead
It all ends April 13 9 PM PT
50K likes and I make a music video for baby it's cold outside with QT
I'm going on break!
Thanks for always watching me
I'll see you guys later <3
SOMEHOW JUST HIT 1 MILLION SUBS ON YOUTUBE
THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH <3
I fell asleep on stream last night and became the most watched streamer on twitch
what the hell is even that
found out someone in my neighborhood is a fan so they came over to meet me
deadass first thing she said "I'm a technoblade fan"
.... what the heck
I’ve been waiting for my gold play button for one year and this is what YouTube sent me…
you don’t wanna know what else happened in the photo booth with dream
I HAVE SECRETLY BEEN MAKING MY OWN BIDET FOR THE PAST YEAR
Introducing- Swipe
The greatest bidet ever crafted by man. If you have never used a bidet consider this a wake up call.
It’s time to join the rest of society
Get one now ➡️ bidet.gg
I don’t understand how people are still pooping without a bidet
It’s prehistoric behavior
went to a wedding and got swarmed by 13 year olds who asked if I knew xQc
I said not really and they called me cringe
xqcL
The Chessboxing event was the coolest shit I’ve ever done
I hope it was worth your time
Thanks for watching
this might be the best thing to come from twitter this year
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Romanian authorities needed proof that Andrew Tate was in the country so they reportedly used his social media posts. His ridiculous video yesterday featured a pizza from a Romanian pizza chain, Jerry's Pizza, confirming he was in the country.
This is absolutely epic.
Readers added context
“Speculation online centered on whether a distinctive pizza box … had helped lead the authorities to him, but Ramona Bolla, a spokeswoman for the Directorate for the Investigation of Organized Crime and Terrorism, told The New York Times … that that was not the case.”
nytimes.com/2022/12/30/wor…
🎁 MERRY CHRISTMAS🎄
This year I’d like to spread the love of clean buttholes
So I’m giving away
10 Swipe+ bidets
♥️ like this tweet to enter and I’ll announce who won Jan 1 🫡
For the first time in my life, I’m caught up on One Piece
GREATEST ANIME ALL TIME
massively disappointed by logan paul and his ad hominem riddled video
I know my take is small beans in the grand scheme of things but it does reinforce the idea that you should enjoy creator's content at an arms length
you never know who's a decent person
I've just got banned on for a week after a video got flagged for "child safety"
This means the end of my 618 day upload streak
The first time I won't upload a video in almost 2 years
Sad day
For the past four years I’ve been trying to master the art of YouTube and struggling every step of the way
Then I got this cat and I’m averaging 1,000,000 views a video
nothing matters coots is king
If you haven’t figured it out yet..
views, money, and fame don’t mean a streamer has an ounce of common sense
Don’t look up to twitch streamers
happy to announce I’m a co-owner of Moist Esports !!
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An Adin Ross fan DMd me and said he’d kill me and attack QT so I found his high school and wrote an email to his principal
I decided not to send it but to anyone who’s this invested in a streamer
don’t ruin your life over an online creator who doesn’t know you or care about you
this the most wholesome shit i've ever seen
just broke the super mario 64 world record then this happened
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I checked tyler1's stream to see if he anything to say about me and😬
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Got told my twitter account will be suspended for copyright infringement today so I leave you with that as my last tweet
QT got groceries delivered to the house along with a bouquet of flowers and told the delivery driver they were for him and the man damn near cried...
HOW SHE SO THOUGHTFUL