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If you're looking for mediocre sports tweets, this is the place.
SLC, UTJoined February 2014
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Jack Harlow and Sinqua Walls star in the first teaser for the ‘WHITE MEN CAN’T JUMP’ reboot.
The film releases on May 19 on Hulu.
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🚨 GAMING CHAIR GIVEAWAY 🚨
I’m teaming up with to giveaway a brand new Vantum gaming chair!
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If you’re looking to improve your comfort and posture this is your chance!
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Any of these are better than what will appear in the All-Star game, but that white one in particular is great.
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The convoy:
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BREAKING!
The “Save Utah’s Flag” trucker convoy with a show of force at the Utah State Capitol #utpol
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In the near future, the Beehive flag will become the “civic flag” and be used more day to day, while the Ceremonial flag will be more “sophisticated” and used for official governmental purposes.
Both flags will represent us and they’ll do it together.
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They better use that Utah Bees trademark because they can keep Salt Lake out their mouths. Daybreak is the worst.
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BREAKING: The Salt Lake Bees will leave Salt Lake City at the end of the 2024 season for a new ballpark in Daybreak.
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Oh my sweet, stupid Chargers. I hate you.
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Sean Payton thinking about whether or not he’d want the Chargers job.
Headline: player using old team with massive cap space as leverage for bigger deal and to direct current front office to improve team for playoff run.
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ESPN Sources: All-Star guard James Harden is seriously considering a return to the Houston Rockets in free agency this July -- if he decides against a new deal with the Philadelphia 76ers: es.pn/3WqsJ1S
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Stuck between wanting to be an Elf on the Shelf parent and not having the energy to do it.
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Someone just liked this tweet this morning after four years and it’s a reminder that it wasn’t appreciated enough in its day.
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My wife, drying off our five-month-old son after his bath: He just pooped in the towel!
Me: It’s called a “Rick Majerus!”
Donovan thinking he was escaping our atrocious jersey rebrand
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Couldn’t believe it when I saw it. A Donny shirt as well.
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Just saw a guy in the Argentina crowd with that new yellow Utah Jazz color scheme. Embarrassment on an international level has now been achieved.
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Per multiple sources familiar with the situation, EA is expected to announce tomorrow morning around 10 AM ET that EA Sports College Football will be delayed until 2024. More details to come tomorrow. twitter.com/MattBrownEP/st…
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Just pencil in the Chargers for bottom 5 of this from now until my death.
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Here is every NFL team ranked from healthiest to least healthy going into Week 11 
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Prayers up for Jay 🙏
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I knew Utah would be the first team to 10 wins
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No matter how well the Jazz play, I can’t shake the uniforms. It’s like someone making great conversation with a piece of food stuck in their teeth. I’m locked in on that piece of lettuce.
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Rest in Power, King.
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Jazz winning too many games
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Me, seeing the Jazz start 2-0:
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Emotionally hedging the Phillies ML just in case.
I was too stunned to tweet last night. Utes beat USC. Padres beat the Dodgers and advance to the NLCS. Without a doubt the greatest night in my sports fandom.
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Shane Wright is going to kill it!
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You’ve made it. Hockey is here. Good morning. Matty Beniers. Shane Wright. Oliver Bjorkstrand. Andre Burakovsky. Jared McCann. Yanni Gourde. Turbo. They’re here. They’re ready to roll. Seattle is ready to roll. Are you?
Let’s go. #SeaKraken
I’m assuming this is a prank show similar to Coffin Flop but it’s bunk beds.
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‘BUNK’D’ has been renewed for Season 7, making it Disney Channel’s longest-running live-action series.
(Source: Deadline)
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Better team won. Simple as that.
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Broncos’ QB Russell Wilson played Thursday night against the Colts, and three quarters of the previous game against the Raiders, while battling a partially torn lat near his right shoulder, according to sources.
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Hope he rehearsed this.
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