strong evidence here that before the dog shampoo he was using dish detergent in his hairpic.twitter.com/ydawhdYk47
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shampoo bottles have lots of things on them: waterfalls, strawberries, the words MOUNTAIN DEW CODE RED, who can honestly say
Never really understood why they put a bald guy on this shampoo bottle but it leaves my hair smelling really fresh.pic.twitter.com/mQeCbG0KGM
This has to be some dunk quote fetish he has, there's no way you could accidentally buy any of those things
I can only imagine stumbling upon Jon in the grocery store and me going off on a side quest to place pet treats & cleaning products in front of the products he's about to look at. "Quick, Jon's headed to the toothpaste section. Grab a bunch of hemorrhoid creams!"
Thus mans whole life has been a lie
CVS: Can Verify Shampoo
My shampoo has a picture of a washing machine and a clothes line HEY WAIT A MINUTE!
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