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    1. mattie‏Verified account @Lubchansky 31 Jan 2021

      strong evidence here that before the dog shampoo he was using dish detergent in his hairpic.twitter.com/ydawhdYk47

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      mattie‏Verified account @Lubchansky 31 Jan 2021

      yeah before this i was buying a shampoo that just had a picture of a leprechaun eating cereal on the front of the bottle. the bottle was also a box which i didn't really get but they wouldn't put it on the shelf at CVS if it wasn't shampoo

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        2. it's gem!‏ @TheGemAgenda 31 Jan 2021
          Replying to @Lubchansky

          shampoo bottles have lots of things on them: waterfalls, strawberries, the words MOUNTAIN DEW CODE RED, who can honestly say

          1 reply . 1 retweet 31 likes
        3. Canadian Peacemonger‏ @CritLeft 31 Jan 2021
          Replying to @TheGemAgenda @Lubchansky

          Never really understood why they put a bald guy on this shampoo bottle but it leaves my hair smelling really fresh.pic.twitter.com/mQeCbG0KGM

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        2. Daryl Bartley‏ @hypercubexl 31 Jan 2021
          Replying to @Lubchansky

          This has to be some dunk quote fetish he has, there's no way you could accidentally buy any of those things

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        1. panamaorange‏ @panamaorange 31 Jan 2021
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        1. Canadian Peacemonger‏ @CritLeft 31 Jan 2021
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          I can only imagine stumbling upon Jon in the grocery store and me going off on a side quest to place pet treats & cleaning products in front of the products he's about to look at. "Quick, Jon's headed to the toothpaste section. Grab a bunch of hemorrhoid creams!"

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        1. Ryan‏ @ryanselecta 31 Jan 2021
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          Thus mans whole life has been a lie

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        1. Banana Publican  ✊ ✊🏽 ✊🏿‏ @ralesym 31 Jan 2021
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        1. Brad (60 card constructed arc)‏ @BradHominid 31 Jan 2021
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          CVS: Can Verify Shampoo

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        1. Mike Klippard  ⚙️‏ @mKlippard 31 Jan 2021
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          My shampoo has a picture of a washing machine and a clothes line HEY WAIT A MINUTE!

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