Sarah Lyons

Taking your mask off after work is the new taking your bra off after a long day.

One of the biggest strains on my marriage is that Jason consistently and effortlessly beats me at chubby bunny. #springtraditions #bruisedpride

I’m watching Harry potter with my daughter and I relate to Hagrid much more than I could have anticipated -larger than anyone expected. -can’t help but tell the truth to my own detriment. -Hair our of control.

Does it make you a narcissist if you have a large playlist of songs named after you? Asking for a friend.

Happy two years to my other half #annualhike #mybestfriend #hike #twoyears #morningdate #sunshine https://www.instagram.com/p/Bx-etSbHaQ-/?igshid=au9xosxec3dv …

“Adult elephants can eat 400lbs of vegetation every day! Wow mom they can eat as much as you do” Evelyn Age 7

The beach breeze red bull tastes like when you were in junior high and would accidentally spray your cotton candy body spray in your mouth. #why #justwhy #redbull #beachbreezeredbull https://www.instagram.com/p/BxAJbrCjvL8/?utm_source=ig_twitter_share&igshid=9u30wdndn6n0 …

Poem written by a friend and shared with permission. Happy birthday Cory. I’ll love you always. “My little brother The moment I heard you died My heart was torn in two, One side filled… https://www.instagram.com/p/BopWli6jwGy/?utm_source=ig_twitter_share&igshid=11y2rc3nfify5 …

“Can you get all the shit out of my beard? Zen time is over.”… https://www.instagram.com/p/BicOuG3gxp7/?utm_source=twitter …

That fizz #kombucha #Strawberry #ginger #fizz #bubbles #perfection #booch… https://www.instagram.com/p/BiZm1YMgc8F/?utm_source=twitter …

Jason and I were cuddling on the couch and Stevie decided he couldn't be left out.… https://www.instagram.com/p/BamOpnkghv3/ 

I will be day dreaming about this cake until family dinner tonight #nofilterneeded… https://www.instagram.com/p/BZ8juvGg6zq/ 

She is going to be disappointed when I have an office where I can keep my birth balls… https://www.instagram.com/p/BYixJ_EAVO4/ 

So excited to take this beautiful little girl to work with me today! #mommabear #babybear… https://www.instagram.com/p/BYf6UGUA-j_/ 

Just hanging out with my favorite neonate model (who still needs a name!) dressed in this onesie… https://www.instagram.com/p/BYdd5biAfDS/ 

I made too many cookies! Cinnamon raisin lactation cookies, priced to sell today! #cookies… https://www.instagram.com/p/BYYJs7fATsK/ 

Delivering some fresh baked lactation cookies to a new mom #chocolatechip #anyexcusetoeatcookies… https://www.instagram.com/p/BYVuamWgao1/ 

Someone is loving kindergarten #allsmiles #mybiggirl #kindergartener #sohappyforher… https://www.instagram.com/p/BYIxi4cgyXB/ 

It's a beautiful morning to welcome a baby earthside! #amishcountry #augustbabies… https://www.instagram.com/p/BX2vAjyggY8/