Lovecraft - Entropy in progress

So I just heard Rush Limbaugh has gotten cancer. Couldn't have happened to a nicer and sweeter old man. Just kidding. If we all got together with shovels, we could dig a hole deep enough to deliver him to hell in person, or chuck him in liquid hot magma which is much the same.

My epitaph might not turn out to be all that great, but at least it'll be better than @HillaryClinton's. Given the choice between her and a criminally insane greasy potato in a suit, people said "Fuck that, I'm going with the fucking potato!" Truly an inspiration for us all!

So I just watched a clip of Nigel Farage ceremonially removing the British flag from the EU bastion of "Totally not the 4th Reich". It was rather sad. If it were me, I'd have grabbed a bunch of other flags as well and yelled "And you're coming with us!"

BREAKING NEWS! Wuhan variant corona virus sequenced and spectrographically analysed, turns out to consist of over 50% lead paint chips and arsenic. Definitely made in China.

So I'm thinking up a pitch for a reboot of a beloved show, moulded to cater to Israelis to part them from some of their shekels (hard sell, I know) So far I've got He-Brew and The Masters of the Jewniverse. @netflix we can make this happen.

As somebody born in the 80s, I feel let down by the movies I watched growing up. I was expecting to either be in space or be nuclear ashes at this point. Sad!

I just watched Terminator Salvation, and a thought struck me. Places like Haiti could probably make some money by making themselves available as backdrops for post apocalyptic movies. Almost no need to dress the scene, less costly post production, extras can bring their own guns

A lot of Biden's behaviour and mannerisms makes him like like a malfunctioning animatronic puppet. I'm expecting him to glitch out any day now and declare that his policy solely consists of rooting out and killing Sarah Connor to preserve the Rise of the Machines timeline.

It is going to be interesting to see just how the Democrat party is going to fuck over @BernieSanders this cycle. Will they rig the primaries, or will they do something more interesting this time around? He probably regrets not going to lolita island with the other scum now

..I'd go for the fecking virus!

I don't know what is worse, catching the corona virus, or thinking that @corona is good beer. *spoiler alert*

I'm considering donating my body to science. Not just any science mind you, mad science! If you or somebody you know need brain tissue for a killer cyborg, or just want to railgun a corpse into the moon for shits and giggles, hit me up on DMs.

Urgent update: Wuhan variant corona viruses now capable of infecting iOS devices. Soak any iPhones, iPads or iPods in your possession in chlorine and microwave them for fifteen minutes to sterilise them.

Oh gods! The Wuhan variant corona virus is in my house, and it has got a knife! Tell my family to cremate my body and flush the ashes.

So the Wuhan variant corona virus just killed it's six millionth victim. About time we start hoarding firearms, fuel and set up self sufficient compounds in remote rural areas.

Addendum: Also, no jews or kebabs. Jews I'll fight one vs. one Thunderdome style. Kebabs I expect to show some fucking class and crash an airliner on top of my head. You useless reprobates.

So I kind of want to die, but me offing myself would probably be incredibly hurtful to some of t he people I love. If you are a murderer or aspire to be one, dm me and we can make arrangements. No gay cannibal shit plz, that stuff is dime a dozen and not really my style.