Louise Raw

That's pretty good, but tip for next time-you didn't need to go to all that trouble, Kipling was a massive imperialist @GodfreyElfwick

Thanks for letting me know... and thank you for making feminism look so awesome. People are taking it seriously again now. @LouiseRawAuthor

Thanks Godfrey! You shd try making something look awesome yourself, just for the novelty

oh get over it loony lefty lady

Get over what, @obirenkenobi?

The Empire as a thing ended many many years ago. Did more good than bad I think you'll find. Britain is Great

Do you know why 'the Empire as a thing' is over? It's because 58 countries fought- sometimes to the death- to be free of it. @obirenkenobi

.@obirenkenobi Why, if Empire was so wonderful? And do please list the wonderful things about Empire, since you're obvs the expert?

Oh & I hate to tell you, but 'Great' Britain means 'large'- as in largest British Isle. It doesn't mean REALLY REALLY GOOD @obirenkenobi

@sunnysingh_n6 @marksandspencer sounds lush though I can't lie

Lol stop! You can't buy one until they rename it 'Humble Pie', OK? @MrBaileyM @sunnysingh_n6 @marksandspencer

Actually Lou it is Umble Pie. The Umbles are the innards of a deer

I'm aware of that but thanks @nipperbaker @MrBaileyM @sunnysingh_n6 @marksandspencer

untag me please. I mute eggs instantly

@kidd_kong78 @marksandspencer MY GOD HOW COULD YOU M&S!! Please remove Victoria sponges too just in case....

What is it about the millions of Black & Asian ppl killed by colonialism that's cool with you, @BenHunt74?

What about all the people killed by the invading Mongols or maybe the invading muslims in the late 7th century? #boreoff

what did the Romans every do for us?

I have just contacted Pizza express about the Romana pizza as Romans invaded everywhere and it upsets me.

Bourbon Creams need to go as well, don't they.