Louise Ankers

I'm calling for a complete ban on Spotify until this conflict is resolved.

The main problem is Noel has annexed all of the humour and the money, and Liam the sex appeal, and they are both really annoyed about this.

Sure it's not just an argument over who made off with the bag of coke?

To be serious for a moment, if you watch the documentary it's probably mostly about their dad who was horrible to Noel but liked Liam

That's odd, cos it was Liam who was always more off the rails. As for sex appeal - Liam is a humanoid Oscar the Grouch. Avec trash can.

I don't know, I've never met them obvs, but cod psych alert, Liam could feel guilty and Noel could be suppressing it all under humour

Tell you one thing, the demo for Live Forever had Noel on the vocals, v stripped down - and it's better.

..... but nobody is that cool.