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All your checks bounce, Louis; you’re ambivalent about everything. "He's great." - Mary Testa. Bylines: NY Times, Vulture, Time, BuzzFeed. lpeitzman@gmail.com

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    Louis “All Is Calm, All Is Bright”-zman‏Verified account @LouisPeitzman 14 Aug 2014

    "Are you Lyft? OH MY GOD YOU'RE NOT." - the woman who got in my car while I was trying to park

    10:47 AM - 14 Aug 2014
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    • Alexa Sasha Agapov Katherine Siano VOTE ʙʀʏᴀɴ Alejandro Ignacio Gabriele Gomes Polkageist, Esq; No👻Human👻Is👻Illegal👻 Adam Gonnerman
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      1. cale g weissman‏Verified account @caleweissman 14 Aug 2014
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        @LouisPeitzman i’ve been in her shoes before.

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      1. Andrea Bowen‏Verified account @Andiebo 14 Aug 2014
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        @LouisPeitzman NO. Too good.

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      1. Chris Geidner‏Verified account @chrisgeidner 14 Aug 2014
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        @LouisPeitzman I did that once. The guy was really nice about it.

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      2. Chris Geidner‏Verified account @chrisgeidner 14 Aug 2014
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        @LouisPeitzman His girlfriend who he was picking up looked at me, tho, when she saw me getting out of his back seat as she walked up.

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      3. Brian Edwards‏ @coconutphone77 14 Aug 2014
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        @chrisgeidner @LouisPeitzman Should've said it was a drug deal.

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      1. Brian Edwards‏ @coconutphone77 14 Aug 2014
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        @LouisPeitzman OMG that's amazing.

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      1. Jenelle Riley‏Verified account @jenelleriley 14 Aug 2014
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        @LouisPeitzman Your fault for sporting that giant pink mustache.

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      1. Carrie Raisler‏ @TVandDinners 14 Aug 2014
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        @LouisPeitzman The perils of modern society.

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      1. Bong Joon Ho Hit Transplant‏ @ThatJesseDenis 14 Aug 2014
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        @LouisPeitzman @EmilyDreyfuss did that once. The poor girl screamed so loudly…

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      1. Jessie Askinazi‏ @JessieAskinazi 14 Aug 2014
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        @LouisPeitzman Stop driving around with a pink mustache on the front of your car!

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