Glenn Howerton delivering “We’re the same age!” as Dennis from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia never fails to make me laugh. 😂 twitter.com/bdgrabinski/st
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hahaha dude your friends only like you because you radiate joy and two minutes in your company is enough to brighten their day significantly lol. they only keep you around because they love you dearly and cherish the place you have reserved for them in your heart lmao
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It would be funny if the new $25k Tesla model 2 is actually just the new Model 3, but much improved and much cheaper, and Elon Musk essentially just steamrolls all the other manufacturers like Ford did with the Highland project in 1913. 👀
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Free my boy Tree 🌳
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Scientists create Liquid Trees; a tank full of water and micro-algae that could be an alternative to trees in urban areas.
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This aged like milk.
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I understand that, without my agreement, Alpine F1 have put out a press release late this afternoon that I am driving for them next year. This is wrong and I have not signed a contract with Alpine for 2023. I will not be driving for Alpine next year.
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Tommy Fury looks like he could scratch the back of his knees stood up straight. #PaulFury
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If you don’t laugh, you’ll cry.
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Members of Parliament will get a 2.9% pay rise
Brings overall salary to £86,584
For more on this and other news visit trib.al/Rx0iR33
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Just go to the movies??
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So happy for them 🥰
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Oil and gas giant Shell reports record annual profits after energy prices surged in the wake of Russia's invasion of Ukraine bbc.in/3HtMm32
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Londoners euphoric
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We dead.
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It’s time for Atlas to pick up a new set of skills and get hands on.
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So Sergio Perez helps fight off Lewis Hamilton last year at Abu Dhabi to give Max Verstappen even a fighting chance (later gifted to him by Michael Masi) and even though he’s already won the 2022 WDC, he still wouldn’t help Perez at the #BrasilGP.
What a little stinker. 😭
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They’ll just give me $104.60?
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People are mad at FTX for doing the exact same thing that the banks do every day. Don’t believe me? Walk into your bank and ask to withdraw all your money and see what happens.
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Why doesn’t someone just create a social media platform that is $1 a month, all users provide ID and video verification on application, no ads, no spam, no anonymous mobs, oh and maybe a chronological timeline, or am I insane?
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Ted Kravitz deserves a knighthood. #MexicoGP
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Not just Max Verstappen but Red Bull team - including Christian Horner - will not speak to Sky Sports at today’s Mexican GP. Boycott is “indefinite”.
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Rats.
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Tim Cook, can you at least act like you wanted to be at the #USAGP? That was the limpest flag waving I’ve ever seen.
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£115k a year pension for 44 days work, what a joke 😂
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NEW: #LizTruss will be entitled to claim up to £115,000 per year from the taxpayer for the rest of her life once she leaves office, despite likely being one of the shortest-serving prime ministers in history.
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Seriously, how long until this absolute farce of a government is put to a stop, can we just have a general electron and give Liz the boot.
The fact that she’s managed to make such a mess in such a short time is almost impressive.
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3 weeks in the job and the IMF are already begging Liz Truss to stop swinging, nothing to see here.
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HMRC hates this one trick!
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How King Charles built his net worth from 0 to $800 million:
1. Was born
2. Made all taxes against him illegal
Truly an inspiring success story
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KING.
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Patagonia’s founder gave the $3 billion company to a set of trusts and nonprofits meant to combat climate change. nyti.ms/3xocRmm
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I know it’s a shame that hospital appointments will be cancelled / food banks will be closed for the Queen’s funeral, but maybe we could all clap at 8pm on the 19th instead, would that help?
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Publicly funded pantomime 🥴
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“BuT tHeY bRiNg In MoRe MoNeY tHaN tHeY cOsT uS”
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"The servant must clear my desk for me. I can't be expected to move things."
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Oh cool, fuck us peasants then
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12) The Queen’s personal assets will now be passed down to Charles III, once he officially takes the throne.
Due to a special legal clause (that aims to avoid erosion of the royal family’s wealth), he won’t pay the 40% inheritance tax. bit.ly/3qp323y
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Oh cool, we’re living in a Black Mirror episode, terrific twitter.com/sophielouisecc
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He’s not wrong.
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'I am now like one of those booster rockets that has fulfilled its function.'
Boris Johnson pledges his support to the Conservative party as he gives his final speech as the Prime Minister.
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Bank of America, $BAC, is launching a zero down payment, zero closing cost mortgage products to help members of predominantly minority communities buy their first homes.
Eligibility is based on income and home location. No minimum credit score or mortgage insurance is required.
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I’m so glad that Liz Truss got into power, now she can tackle the real evils plaguing this great country, such as; renewable energy and cheese production.