Bradley Layer

@LouisChance

Hi. How are you? I am doing well.

Joined August 2009

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    12 Mar 2016

    If the land and the sea can not find each other, the moon and the sky will.

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  2. 4 hours ago

    BBC Africa, the official tweet account of the BBC Africa, just liked one of my tweets. I may need to move.

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  3. 8 hours ago

    The same mom who thought that "Jaws" would be too scary for me took me to see the original "Dawn of the Dead" on a double bill with "The Last House On The Left" at a drive in movie theater. Do the math. 💀🎩

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  4. 10 hours ago

    I have to admit, I was done with the term"pearl clutching" months ago. The rest of you are just catching up with me. — feeling beautiful

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  5. Retweeted

    Love that feeling of logging on to Twitter after a few hours and finding a Chopped basket full of batshit clues to try to cobble together into the news of the day.

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  6. 12 hours ago
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  7. 12 hours ago

    Even that little alien in the commercial is saying 'motherfucker'! 😪🤬📻👽 — feeling concerned

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  8. Retweeted
    20 hours ago

    Which one of you introduced your uncle to the phrase “cat daddy” and just let him guess what it meant

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  9. Retweeted

    It's really this simple: the progressive community will not permit the censorship and shaming of Congresswoman Rashida Tlaib by conservatives who refuse to hold Trump accountable for the venomous, bigoted, and hateful things he's said since taking office and long before that.

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  10. 14 hours ago

    Oysters are angry at all the pearl crushing you motherfuckers! — feeling emotional

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  11. Jan 2

    "Muskrat Love" is a song about muskrats having loving sex with each other. — thinking about old memories

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  13. Jan 1

    2019 sucks

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  14. Jan 1

    Oh, happy new year and what not.

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  15. Dec 31

    I was supposed to go axe throwing tonight but I messed up my ankle yesterday and I'm on pain meds and couldn't go and fuck this year in the ear. — feeling depressed

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  16. Dec 31

    No more banjo's in 'alternative' music for 2019.

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  17. 31 Dec 2018

    If I see "Aquaman", can I count that as seeing "The Shape of Water" as well?

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  18. 30 Dec 2018

    "Today wasn't as bad as usual" is my new normal.

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  19. 28 Dec 2018

    Why does everyone dis Neelix's cooking? Not cool.

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  20. 28 Dec 2018

    Goes outside. "Oh." Goes back inside.

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  21. 26 Dec 2018

    when something tells me "Don't Wait", I put that behind me.

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