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Recovering socialist.
Black BobsJoined November 2016

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So a relative of mine hadnt been in contact with us for some days so we rang up the police to do a welfare check. Later that day the police came round to tell us that they found him lying dead on the couch in front of the TV. Which I guess is a good quick way to go.
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So, my friend arrives at Melbourne Airport at midnight- stays in nearby hotel. Really hungry, but there is a McD next to hotel. Walks across, but only drive-thru is open. Walks up to window and is told the window is only for people in cars, so piss off, window slammed down.
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So, I jump out of bed at 6am all fired up to fly to Melbourne for holiday. Check email. 'Your flight has been cancelled. Next available flight 3.45pm tomorrow. No connecting train to Wang so have to stay in Melb tomorrow night. Thanx a f*cking lot
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