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One of the reasons why I love living here. Giant cane toad found in north Queensland weighs 2.7kg
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If Shakespeare has taught me anything, it’s that royals talking to ghosts never ends well twitter.com/Independent/st
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BREAKING: Republican Kevin McCarthy elected Speaker of the U.S. House after 15 ballot attempts
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Who would be handiest in a fight?
- Meghan32.1%
- Kate67.9%
1,031 votesFinal results
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Oooh!!
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Severe thunderstorm warning has been upgraded to include giant hail which is hail of at least 5cm in diameter.
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Yesterday I put a piece on my Substack saying journalists and writers didn't need Twitter.
We should walk away from Elon Musk's vanity project, I declared.
nickcohen.substack.com/p/writers-woul
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A new Kremlin propaganda video encourages middle-aged Russian men to join the genocidal invasion of Ukraine in order to buy their daughters new iPhones
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Why is it always the tenors
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The funniest tweet I've read for a long time.
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Just for the record, I don't necessarily agree with that whole "Vox Populi, Vox Dei" stuff
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BREAKING: CEO of FTX sister company Alameda is in Hong Kong and trying to get to Dubai, a country that doesn’t have extradition treaty with the U.S., a source tells Cointelegraph
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I'm at the Sunday market in Clunes Victoria
Meanwhile in Mullum.
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Fancy a visit to the Jack Jumper Allergy Clinic?
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Man who dressed as a woman and tried to have sex with a dog is jailed
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I'll tell you who else stays awake all night sending texts
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Awake all night and sending texts to friends at 4am: How Liz Truss's last day in No. 10 unfolded trib.al/1sEbZu0
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I blame the schooling.
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The moral of this is dont become an alcoholic.
It will kill you.
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So a relative of mine hadnt been in contact with us for some days so we rang up the police to do a welfare check.
Later that day the police came round to tell us that they found him lying dead on the couch in front of the TV.
Which I guess is a good quick way to go.
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Exciting times ahead....
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Severe Weather Warnings for Heavy/Intense rain, Damaging NE winds and Damaging Surf are all current for #Tasmania for the next 24-36 hours. Significant Flooding is also likely to develop. Stay up to date: bom.gov.au/tas/warnings/ and follow advice from ses.tas.gov.au
Hey, .
When I go to MyGov it says I have two messages in Inbox.
However, when I open inbox, it says you have no messages in this folder.
Pls advise.
Murray River Police District are seeking assistance to locate wanted man Jaimes Sutton, who frequents the Deniliquin area on the VIC-NSW border. #9News
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If you go to Bright for a holiday there is a sign for the 'BUSHFIRE PLACE OF LAST RESORT!'
Nothing's worse than being on a cheap flight during school holidays.
Plane as full as a Catholic school!
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Gay Australians should re-think holiday plans involving travel to Italy following the election of a new far-right Government, an expert in European politics has warned. bit.ly/3fbnkem
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Goes back to hotel, finds courtesy van hanging around. Prevails on driver to take him to McD drive--thru window. Finally gets food.
Poor show #McDonalds
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So, my friend arrives at Melbourne Airport at midnight- stays in nearby hotel.
Really hungry, but there is a McD next to hotel.
Walks across, but only drive-thru is open. Walks up to window and is told the window is only for people in cars, so piss off, window slammed down.
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So, I jump out of bed at 6am all fired up to fly to Melbourne for holiday.
Check email.
'Your flight has been cancelled. Next available flight 3.45pm tomorrow.
No connecting train to Wang so have to stay in Melb
tomorrow night.
Thanx a f*cking lot
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Four wallabies in the back yard this afternoon No need to mow the grass
The temptation to shout ‘BECAUSE THEY REFUSED TO TAKE THE COACH’ to anyone wondering why Joe and Jill Biden were seated so far back.
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