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Local chums! If you can afford it, use the money this’ll save you to make sure no local kids wake up to bugger all on Christmas morning. If not, RT the shit out of this & let people know it’s happening.https://www.smallcitybigpersonality.co.uk/Mission-Christmas-in-Tayside-2018 …
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I say fuck a lot because I’m Scottish and we’re raised from birth on the power of a well placed profanity, and we truly don’t give a fuck if that offends you.https://twitter.com/mobeaudry/status/1081365127155179520 …
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I’m a genius. A very fucking tired genius....https://twitter.com/janestclinpsy/status/1080727324868468737 …
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Best thing about having New Year’s Day all to myself: the individual fruit trifle.pic.twitter.com/c43cHVa3FI
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2018 has been pants. Thank you, Twitter, for the laughs and the support and the cake chat and the swearing and the support (did I mention the support?) which has kept me going through some very dark times indeed. Happy New Year to you all; here’s to better days ahead!

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If you haven’t been, you owe it to yourself to get tickets. DO IT.https://twitter.com/HunterJbarrie/status/1078619221729439744 …
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This clusterfuck just gets worse and worse. It’s abhorrent; I feel physically sick at the way friends and colleagues are being treated - and for what? Blue fucking passports?https://twitter.com/The3Million/status/1078721176829153281 …
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What a lovely thing for
@HorsecrossPerth to do. Local folks, get nominating.https://twitter.com/horsecrossperth/status/1078704681000595457 …Thanks. Twitter will use this info to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
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Thinking about designing a patriarchy bingo board game in time for the next festive season. Reckon I’d be fucking minted in no time.https://twitter.com/meau/status/1078045212025380865 …
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“Have you thought about gentle exercise?”https://twitter.com/potsiegirlsarah/status/1077930614274314240 …
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Buy a house with a huuuuge kitchen so I could have room to store my (excessive) collection of cake pans and also a massive library with proper library ladders and everything, so I could divide my time between cake and books.https://twitter.com/mobeaudry/status/1077656291592540161 …
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It breaks my heart that the PC concerned had to do this - but honestly, what an excellent human being she is.https://twitter.com/ConstableChaos/status/1077143829147455488 …
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Two or three sherries, a row with the in-laws and your car keys. Worst. Cocktail. Ever.
#dinnaedrinkanddrive#staysafehttps://twitter.com/polscotrpu/status/1077459961406521344 …Thanks. Twitter will use this info to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
Merry Christmas, Twitter people. Wherever you are and whoever you’re with and however you’re celebrating (or not) - have a fucking excellent day.


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This has made me have something in my eye.https://twitter.com/ConstableChaos/status/1076795055644516352 …
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Not quite the teeny forest of Christmas trees I imagined, but this is what happens when fibro buggers up your sleep cycle. Fairly sure the nieces, nephews & She With Dementia will scoff them regardless.
#hallucinatingtrees#knackered#Christmas
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Absolute belter of a panto again from
@HorsecrossPerth;@HunterJbarrie and@ewansomers had us in bits. She With Dementia had an absolute ball, topped off with a lovely meal in the restaurant. Everyone should go. EVERYONE.Thanks. Twitter will use this info to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
Should you find yourselves in need of a damn good chortle....https://twitter.com/urbaneprofessor/status/1076028103250583553 …
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