michael.schmitt

@LostProbot

I make and other junk. Future dino food.

Chicago, IL
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Joined June 2015
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    Jun 7

    11 replies 184 retweets 757 likes
  2. Jun 7

    Trump is the shittiest dinner host

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    Jun 7

    In : “Seinfeld” episodes from the point of view of the girlfriends.

    6 replies 63 retweets 168 likes
  4. Jun 6

    Reaching nearly 200 reviews in 8 days with SKStoreReviewController

  5. Jun 6

    Well this isn't fucking terrifying.

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    I'm clear: if human rights laws get in the way of tackling extremism and terrorism, we will change those laws to keep British people safe.
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    Jun 5

    Control Center be like

    20 replies 603 retweets 1,538 likes
  7. Jun 5

    Dynamically update Django form choice labels

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    Jun 2

    Someone just screamed "FUCK YOU PAUL RYAN" while we were inserting her IUD and I've never laughed so hard in my life

    176 replies 11,367 retweets 47,453 likes
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    May 31

    I think about this passage from JFK’s “We Choose to go to The Moon” speech a lot, esp w/r/t to climate.

    6 replies 59 retweets 164 likes
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    May 29

    Why are people so annoying??!?!?! ::looks at time:: Oh. Maybe I should eat something...

    1 reply 10 retweets 115 likes
  11. May 26

    I miss Rdio.

  12. Retweeted
    May 25

    when you start to feel OK for a minute then remember that we're all fucked

    736 replies 40,335 retweets 74,736 likes
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    May 23

    get you a man that can do all 3

    51 replies 4,935 retweets 12,485 likes
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    May 22

    I PHOTOSHOPPED SARUMAN INTO TRUMP'S ORB PICTURE AND IT'S NOT EVEN WEIRD

    2,728 replies 148,100 retweets 274,833 likes
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    May 20

    Wegmans is savage

    313 replies 7,012 retweets 19,996 likes
  16. Retweeted
    May 18
    Replying to

    46 replies 671 retweets 2,505 likes
  17. Retweeted
    May 18

    Sad to hear this morning that Roger Ailes has been killed by Princess Leia on his pleasure barge.

    152 replies 4,895 retweets 19,575 likes
  18. Retweeted
    20 Mar 2015

    Sometimes when I'm writing Javascript I want to throw up my hands and say "this is bullshit!" but I can never remember what "this" refers to

    167 replies 11,776 retweets 11,551 likes
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    May 15

    twitter is basically just neverending panels of garfield minus garfield at this point.

    49 replies 8,376 retweets 13,817 likes
  20. May 14

    Still my top source for new music after so many years!

    looked away for a bit and missed 555, but this is also great:
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