Lorelie Brown

@LorelieBrown

Left wing, feminist, veteran, mother, bi, cis, she/her. I write romance. Most recent: MESSY, as Katie Porter.

Chicagoland
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Joined August 2008
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    1 Feb 2020

    Alec Davies is an aging-out rock star. He’s twenty years older than me. He’s also my father’s ex-best friend. Out March 17th. Kindle: D2D:

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  2. 5 hours ago

    One of our cats is getting SEVEN teeth pulled today! 😱 He went in for one, and then vet found more problems. “He’s going to have to relearn how to close his mouth.” 😂

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  3. 7 hours ago

    I mean, MAYBE reddit know about Aimee Challendor's controversial background and that's why they set up filters for her, but ALSO MAYBE they really do know transwomen are a significant target for doxxing but they just don't give a shit unless that transwoman works for them?

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  4. 7 hours ago

    if you wrote this in a book, an editor would say it was too obvious

    12. ...of Kemp signing this bill -- that makes it illegal to give water to voters waiting on the sometimes 10-hour lines that state policies create in mostly Black precincts -- under the image of a brutal slave plantation is almost too much to bear.
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  5. Retweeted
    7 hours ago

    THE GOODE GIRL. May 4th, 2021. 💛 Billionaire auction romance 💛 Worthy of a life sentence in Horny Jail 💛 Kinks include: Infidelity, daddy play, spanking, humiliation, breeding, and squirting. 💛 An inappropriate mess of a wedding rehearsal Pre-order:

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  6. 7 hours ago

    So...writing?

    Word based post. Title says "Daydreaming vs Maladaptive Daydreaming" and a red line divides the image underneath. Under "daydreaming" is the following list: Mind wandering; taking a break from real life; helps achieving goals; daydreaming is pleasant but real life is better; and doesn't last long. Under maladaptive daydreaming is: Immersion into an alternate reality; escaping an unpleasant reality; gets in the way of studies/work; daydreaming is the only source of happiness; and can last for hours on end.
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  7. 21 hours ago

    This sweater is getting half a cat knit into it.

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  8. Mar 25

    It is fucking egregious how hard Wisconsin makes it to get a GED. They’ve created their own pre-pre-tests.

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  9. Mar 25

    I hereby pledge my service to the House of Pfizer!

    Selfie of me, a white woman with curly brown hair pinned up and a yellow face mask, holding up my Covid vaccine card.
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  10. Mar 25

    The Starbucks clerk this morning said “did you want cream cheese with your bah-gel” and I died a little inside.

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  11. Mar 24

    Meanwhile, at my house

    Brown & white shih tzu dog. Close up of his face while laying on his back with wild hair and crazy eyes
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  12. Mar 24

    Wait, did people in 1960 think Butterfield 8 was sexy? Or romantic?

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  13. Mar 24

    Without downloading any new pictures, describe your creative process in one image.

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  14. Mar 24

    Me: Dinner’s ready. 17 yo: Yay! 😀 Me: It’s fish tacos. 17 yo: Oh. 😕

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  15. Mar 24

    Do you know how many people have miss-guessed my race? So many. So, so, so many.

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  16. Mar 23

    What makes a mechanical pencil which can only hold 2 pieces of leaf worth $16? Maybe I should order it & find out

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  17. Mar 23

    I love all these young women who’re rocking their curly hair & putting up hairstyling videos but I’m 41. I cannot wear a half dozen itty bitty rubber bands and flowers.

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  18. Retweeted
    Mar 23

    Having served on active duty with two marksmanship awards, I’m aware AR-15 doesn’t stand for assault rifle. But I keep saying it because it’s descriptive. And because it bothers people who care more about initials than the fact that civilians are being slaughtered.

    The people who think we need more gun control are the same people who think the “AR” in “AR-15” stands for assault rifle.
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  19. Mar 23

    Anyone have a favorite "tomatoes for dummies" kit? I probably need to start indoors because I live in the arctic circle.

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  20. Retweeted
    Mar 21

    reminder that ted bundy wasn’t some sexy man that women couldn’t resist he literally pretended to be injured and asked for help and women are fucking kind and his victims should be remembered as kind people who weren’t just stupidly overwhelmed by his charm or some shit

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  21. Retweeted
    Mar 22

    Last week to enter!!!

    A stack of three paperback copies of The Last One Home by Victoria Helen Stone, topped by the graphic "Goodreads Giveaway!!!"
    Goodreads giveaway of 100 Kindle copies of THE LAST ONE HOME! You can enter to win a US Kindle copy today until March 29th. May the odds be ever in your favor. Release day is March 30th! 💃🏻
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