Hugh Guiney ヒュー・ガイニー

@LordPancreas

Founder, • Filmmaker • Vlogger • Web Dev • UX Designer • Comedian • Actor • Rapper • 🍕❤️er • Last name is pronounced “GUY-knee” • 日本語を勉強している。話そう!

Brooklyn, NY (via Boston, MA)
Joined October 2008
Born on November 08

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    May 17

    Do what you can’t.

  2. Jun 10

    "What do you want on the side?" "What?" "The side of the box, we gotta print something there too." "Uh, 'Home of the pizza'? I don't know!"

  3. 23 hours ago
    http://www.qbn.com/topics/685353-associate-to-white/
  4. 20 hours ago

    A play in two acts

  5. 36 minutes ago

    never seen an out-of-order sign ive related to more

  6. 27 minutes ago

    Wow, I can't believe this was the only game Microsoft announced for the new Xbox:

  7. 2 hours ago

    I am an extreme extrovert/introvert. I adore being by myself + need that time alone but in social situations I am very extroverted. Weird?

  8. 4 hours ago

    Every Sun I remember that there’s a new “Twin Peaks” on and I get excited. But not too excited because Season 3 has been all over the place.

  9. 6 hours ago

    Got 2 slices of pizza AND a General Tso’s chicken b/c I’m hangover-hungry & the Chinese & Italian joints r neighbors & I got no self-control

  10. 8 hours ago

    Literally anyone: "it starts with -" Me: "ONE THING I DON'T KNOW WHY IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY KEEP THAT IN MIND I DESIGNED -"

  11. 8 hours ago

    Manhattan Summer sunset from Brooklyn. Shot on a Sony A7Sii + Zeiss 85mm f/1.8 and the Sony Timelapse app.

  12. 9 hours ago

    "How'd you two meet?" "On the internet." "Oh. Which app?" "xfinitywifi."

  13. Jun 10

    Forty hour workweeks are a relic of the Industrial Age. Knowledge workers function like athletes - train and sprint, then rest and reassess.

  14. 14 hours ago

    Highlight of my night: Dancing to “FDT” at the club Lowlight of my night: Irishmen disinviting me from after-hours party cuz I just met them

  15. Jun 10

    RIP Adam West. What a legend, and what a character. He always did such great cameos....

  16. Jun 9
    Replying to

    It may take until I’m famous and/or dead for people to realize it but this status is top fucking tier

  17. Jun 9

    Almost did a tweet where I congratulate James Corden instead of Jeremy Corbyn out of comical American ignorance but then I found out he lost

  18. Jun 9

    Appreciate that “Welcome to New York” came on on the 1st Fri of my 6th month in the city, but why is Taylor Swift 1st on a Pride playlist??

  19. Jun 9

    in an alt timeline where email became immediately obsoleted by a venture-funded IRC knockoff liberals are retorting "BUT HER SLACK MESSAGES"

  20. Jun 8

    you ever open something in a new tab like "i wanna read this" then u go to it a few min later and ur like.....i don't care about this at all

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