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The Naughty Dear Abby, contributor to , , , and the host of Between the Sheets with Lora Somoza #Binders
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waiting for rally where Trump has to drop his trousers to prove he hasn't shit himself
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Forbes reports that, according to the Tulsa fire marshal, the attendance at ’s rally last night was just under 6,200, less than a third of the arena’s capacity.
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Completely unmarked officers in riot gear holding protesters blocks away from the White House. No badges. No insignias. No name tags. Nothing. Refused to tell us who they’re with. #DCprotest #DCprotests
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My head just exploded.
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Spanish porn star Nacho Vidal, who likes to advertise his aromatic candles shaped like male genitalia on Twitter, has been arrested on manslaughter charges following a man's death during a mystic ritual in which he inhaled psychedelic toad venom @AFP u.afp.com/3dss
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In case you wanted to remember the reception when a real president walked through a park near the .
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Just seeing this and wow.
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Wow. Huge rally in Paris #France today paying homage to #GeorgeFloyd & Adama Traore who died in French police custody in 2016.
Rally itself defied a police ban:
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Minnesota police arrest CNN reporter and camera crew as they report from protests in Minneapolis cnn.it/2AlGl9s
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Accurate
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Two things make Donald Trump unfit for office:
1. Everything he says.
2. Everything he does.
#TakeTrumpOffTwitter
Forget those calming apps, this pet video on TikTok has got us totally chill. 🐶
Download TikTok to watch adorable pets, hilarious comedy and more.
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Feb 26: Trump bragged we only had 15 cases and we were "going to be down close to zero soon"
May 12: We have 1.38 million+ cases and 82,000+ deaths
We now have the 9th highest deaths per capita out of 140 countries.
Trump failed. #TrumpDeathToll82K
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I finally got my puppy to master "SIT." Now I know how Jonas Salk felt when he discovered a cure for polio. #dogs
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Another positive aspect about wearing a face mask: You don't have assholes on the street commanding you to "SMILE!"
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These ignorant assholes.
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gotta love simi valley and all the white supremacists in it
what a dump twitter.com/davidlparsons/…
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I love this kid.
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My kid wrote a song called,
“I Wonder What’s Inside your Butthole” Quite honestly, it slaps.
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The US just surpassed 60,000 confirmed deaths from coronavirus, a benchmark previous projections said the US would not reach until August.
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find someone who will fuck you as hard as the trump administration is fucking the country
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The best thing on the tweeter all week:
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Just a spoonful of Clorox makes your temperature go down... 
#ASpoonfulOfClorox #TrumpDisinfectant
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This piece, played by him, always makes me cry. Always. I only need the first few notes and I’m done. He’s a treasure.
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Dr. Fauci made the unforgivable mistake of telling the truth today. Now Trump is hinting at firing him. That's okay, Ivanka took an online course in immunology. We'll be fine.
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Judgie is sloshed.
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Judge Jeanine missed the first segment of her show tonight because of “technical difficulties” and then hosted the rest of it in this condition
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#BREAKING #Coronavirus: The total number of coronavirus-related fatalities in the US is NOW over 1,000, per . Total is 68,133 cases including 1,001 dead.
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Dr. Fauci having to speak after Trump is like Marvin Gaye following the Kars-4-Kids band
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Holy shit. What the FUCK is he rambling about???
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Here's Trump talking shit about Palm Springs one day after swooping into town to take the local rich folks' money
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Breaking via NYT: Intel officials warned House lawmakers last week that Russia was interfering in the 2020 campaign to try to get Trump re-elected, five people familiar with the matter said. That angered Trump, who complained Dems would use it against him.
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Holy crap. This seems like a big deal. Any legal types out there want to weigh in on whether this is unprecedented?
Federal judges' association calls emergency meeting after DOJ intervenes in case of Trump ally Roger Stone #presidentsday2020 usatoday.com/story/news/pol
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#OneTimeIWasSoTired I spent 20 minutes trying to find my glasses, when I had both pairs on my head.
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Headline: Coronavirus symptoms easily confused with the common cold, the flu or being over 35
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Dear schools: Stop fucking trying to ban dreadlocks. Let students wear their own damn hair the way they want. It's not like they want to wear mullets. #racism
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Every so often, I re-read Dr. King’s Letter from a Birmingham Jail. While some of the injustices may have changed, his poetic brilliance, moral clarity, and tests of conscience still reverberate today. Take a moment to reflect on his righteous call:
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