Logan

@Loganullyott

Designer & tinkerer. Future cautionary tale. Operations .

Seattle / Calgary
Joined April 2009

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  1. Jun 9

    The day I wear a sweater with a collared shirt under it, you have permission to punch me.

  2. Retweeted
    Jun 7

    this is what nightmares sound like.

  3. May 17

    My investment choices, day 116: S&P500 - average ~7% yoy Bitcoin - est. 10-20% by 2018 Bet: Trump doesn't finish term: 85% or lose it all

  4. May 14

    "we had an error with the plane so we just had to reboot it and sign some papers. We'll be able to get to Seattle safely. Welcome aboard." 💀

  5. May 10

    Have there been studies on people that talk to themselves, if they turn into serial killers, etc.? Seems like a priority...

  6. Retweeted
    Apr 28

    Even more boring

  7. Apr 22

    Brilliant idea: Twitter, but with disappearing tweets. When done scrolling newest tweets, wouldn't see already read tweets from 4 hrs ago

  8. Retweeted
    Apr 18

    It took a while, but finally humans became dumb enough to teach robots how to use guns

  9. Retweeted
    Apr 3

    I love watching people use the word estimate in planning meetings. Half the room is thinking “guess” & the other half is thinking “target”

  10. Mar 5

    Because likes good music, and is in LA (not SF), Snap is poised to "win" music? Sure, they might, but that won't be why

  11. Feb 22

    We can travel 1/18,000 the speed of light. 7 planets 39 light years away. Current travel time: 702,000 years Pack your bags!

  12. Retweeted
    Feb 20

    I took Alex Trebek rapping on Jeopardy and did the only thing that felt right: Edit it to the music he was quoting. (🎥: )

  13. Jan 18

    This Uber smells like a bad hangover.

  14. Retweeted
    Jan 11

    The idea that 1000s of documents are stored in unmarked folders is hilarious. Like how do they find one they need? Look through all of them?

  15. Retweeted
    18 Dec 2016

    Agency: So we're thinking either Pringle Bells, Kris Pringle, or Pringles all the Way? Client: Nah I've got a better idea. Client:

  16. 17 Dec 2016

    Whatever happened to Ello?

  17. 14 Dec 2016

    I had no idea there were 1 billion fantasy football teams or email accounts from 1997 still lingering somewhere. Good job, Yahoo.

  18. 12 Dec 2016

    I just want to survive off caffeinated soup broth. figure it out plz

  19. 10 Dec 2016

    Army/Navy football game Packed stadium Fighter jets overhead Prez-elect Trump furrowing his brow in the stands Most American thing ever?

  20. Retweeted
    7 Dec 2016
    Replying to

    Hopefully he gets used to it soon...

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