Valentine's Day version of the Grinch: "You're an incel, Mr Grinch You're an ugly, douchey guy You couldn't get a Valentine No matter how hard you try Mr Griiiiiiiiinch Your mere presence in a room Makes women wanna diiiiiiiieeeee"
Look I'mma be honest here, a few days ago I joked about stealing Valentine's Day and the line "you're an incel, Mr Grinch" came into my head and I kinda had to base everything else around that