Liz Lazzara

THE BASKETBALL ONE. DONT MESS WITH SCIENTOLOGY

I can’t even tweet anymore because I’m enraptured. Everyone go watch Bad Boys

Otherwise, PANTIES WRECKED (thank you Birmingham Barons!)

Lord, the only thing that keeps me from creaming my pants over MJ is the fact that he played baseball.

I’m also thrilled with the recurring theme of “Fight the Power.” Because that song was ABSOLUTELY NO DOUBT about pro sports.

Mark Aguirre is one scary dude. But I have faith in his chemistry with Isiah (sexual, of course)

If I ever do anything even CLOSE to 88 Isiah playing w a busted ankle, I think I’ll be done with life. I’ll ascend whole to heaven.

“I saw his ankle…I saw how BIG it was.” AND THEN THOMAS PLAYED ANYWAY BECAUSE BASKETBALL TAKES NO PRISONERS

THIS IS THE BEST MOVIE I HAVE EVER WATCHED

And there’s a fist fight?!

Oh no — they’re gonna fuck with Jordan?!

And then post reverse racism controversy, everybody decides to play dirty? PISTONS, MAN

This took a weird turn into reverse racism territory. This doc is CRAY

Hot topless Celtics fan @ the 86 E conference finals: I saw you in the Pistons doc. You’re probably old as shit. Call me. #missedconnections

Jesus, Rodman is the most joyful bball player.

And then Dennis Rodman happened. And I want the fuck out of his scarf.