The Sassiest Semite on Twitter: "Good luck trying to figure out if I’m being socially distant or I just don’t like you."

@LittleMissLizz

Tourettes makes me twitchy. Mom made me sassy. Hebrew school gave me social anxiety. Jackson Browne/Bowie fan. Drums. Hockey. Nachos. HR lady. Punk rock Amélie.

DC/1970s Laurel Canyon

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1. AIY‏ @TheAIY Mar 20
  Replying to @LittleMissLizz
  
  Why not both??
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1. Pete‏ @PeterFManning3 Mar 20
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  50/50 is good odds
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1. Stephanie Crawford‏ @scrawfish Mar 20
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  I know the score.
  
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1. James Eaves‏ @FlyingPhysics Mar 20
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  I know You just don't like me
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1. Pete’s Gritty Reboot‏ @Goombata Mar 20
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1. Panda McFly‏ @my_leisur Mar 20
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  Maybe I can do the math.pic.twitter.com/M8f7uC02uq
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1. Chuck Roxx ‏ @EpochinTexas Mar 20
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  I figured I’m good as long as I’m not blocked!
  
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1. Rupert Holmes‏ @thebard1313 Mar 20
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  Sadly I already know the answer
  
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1. Neil Lowenthal‏ @NeilLowenthal1 Mar 20
  Replying to @LittleMissLizz
  
  "Good luck trying to figure out if I’m being socially distant or I just don’t like you." --- I'm just assuming the latter, Lizz. It's the safest choice.
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1. bob4‏ @THEbobIV Mar 20
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  I'm not greedy. I take what I can get.
  
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