The Sassiest Semite

@LittleMissLizz

Tourettes makes me twitchy. Mom made me sassy. Hebrew school gave me social anxiety. Drums. Hockey. Jackson Browne fan. Incorrigible romantic. Punk rock Amélie.

1970s Laurel Canyon
Vrijeme pridruživanja: ožujak 2013.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet

    Men: Nerdy girls are so hot. Me: Did you know the reason they don’t allow droids in the Mos Eisley Cantina is because droids don’t drink so it wastes useful customer space? Men: ...yeah, not like that.

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    As someone who is also battling cancer, I wish Rush Limbaugh all the best as he fights this awful disease, and I hope people put aside their political views , wish him well, and don’t act like complete bastards, it’s a terrible disease, and the treatment is truly awful.

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  3. I’ll meet you all back here in approximately 3.5 alcohols.

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    At Starbucks, writing your name on a cup and calling it out is a symbol of our warm welcome. Starbucks welcomes you, whoever you are. Find out more at

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  6. I don’t care how awful someone is - all you do when you gloat & celebrate an announcement that they’re dying is show your own ass. You do not have to give an opinion on everything. You don’t have to be compassionate or even decent - you can just say nothing.

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  7. The Mondayest Monday that ever did Monday.

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  8. “Dessert hummus” is gonna be what finally causes peace in the Middle East because Jews & Arabs have collectively had enough of your shit.

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  9. Half the world refuses to accept that Jesus wasn’t white because “that’s not believable” but white people are totally on board with the idea of whatever the hell “dessert hummus” is. Humans are exhausting.

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  10. The hottest sex scene that isn't even really a sex scene is in Repo men when they're writhing against each other & licking each other's necks whilst removing the other's organs.

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    struggling to come to terms with the fact i'm a bunch of organs wrapped in another organ so technically i'm haggis?

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  12. I have never in my life seen someone who was hot enough to be making fun of the way somebody else looks. Ever.

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  13. I don’t care about a single thing except for Sam Elliott’s mustache right now.

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  14. 2. velj

    •Mini Sunday Playlist• Statuesque, Sleeper Scarletta, Linda Strawberry I Could Be in Heaven, The Flatmates Perth Traumatic Stress Disorder, Alex Lahey Silently, Blonde Redhead Go Go Girls, Frightened Rabbit Sliver, Nirvana Hit, The Sugarcubes Cut Your Hair, Pavement

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  15. 2. velj

    I think this is honest to god the first time consumerism has given me warm & fuzzies.

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  16. 2. velj

    The Pittsburgh Penguins are why my heart will never know peace but the slice of pizza I just inhaled without chewing also probably didn’t do it any favors.

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    Hi. I have a YouTube channel. If you haven't subscribed... I understand.

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  18. 2. velj

    Anybody who follows this account has been taking advice from a small, dark haired rodent like creature year round. Groundhog ain’t shit.

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    When she wants attention but wait not too much but okay maybe still a little more.

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  20. 2. velj

    Be good to people. It’s free.

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  21. 2. velj

    Fresh as a daisy as I awake after 2 hours of sleep, heart beating all the way out of my chest from a nightmare that took my waking brain 5 minutes to fully realize was over.

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