I may have just arranged a marriage for my daughter to 's teenaged son. The dowry was a drink ticket and a goat. Totally worth it.
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when do I get the drink ticket? PS I get to be called Grandma.
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fine. But our first grandchild gets my middle name. Earl.
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Earl Louise it is, after us both. S/he'll thank us.
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good thing we have great genes. Poor imaginary child doesn't have a hope with that name.